what I learned from wonder woman

[nilchance]

1) I have a ridiculousness threshold where, if crossed, I can only stare fondly at a movie and repeat, "This is fucking ridiculous, and I am glad this movie exists." Sadness can no longer occur after ridiculousness saturation has been reached. This also happened during the Resident Evil movies.
2) I am too queer to function.
3) If your name is Steve and you're in a comic book movie, never get on a fucking plane.