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Jun. 10th, 2008 01:34 pmThings I've learned from my coworkers:
- It's not like anyone is going to kill you for being gay!
- Japanese people carry around money in suitcases.
- It's okay to say "ching chong chang ching" in imitation of Japanese language if one's husband is Korean.
- All women deeply hate each other and would go for the kill if not for the intervention of the all-knowing male.
- Transgender people hate their parents.
- Feminists hate men. (As in, "oh, don't give money to the Women's Center! They hate men over there." Honey, sometimes there's plenty of man hate over here. I really don't have to commute.)
- George Bush is God. And Hilary Clinton is a dirty, dirty, home-wrecking slut ball-breaker lesbian.
- Obama rhymes with Osama. And you know what that means... (An opportunity for dirty limericks?)
- It's micromyalgia. Or fibromic. Or, alternately, "in your condition". *handwave*
- Only men enjoy eating meat. (Presumably women choke their protein down while surpressing the gag reflex. Me, I've been bleeding from the uterus for too long, thank you PCOS, and if you don't give me red meat I will kill you with my bare hands.)
- And in conclusion: Communists.
ETA: Updated the icon in light of recent issues my coworker is going through. Her husband isn't doing well post-surgery, to the tune of ICU. I know she has her issues, but now she needs to be supported while her family is struggling. Thank you.
- It's not like anyone is going to kill you for being gay!
- Japanese people carry around money in suitcases.
- It's okay to say "ching chong chang ching" in imitation of Japanese language if one's husband is Korean.
- All women deeply hate each other and would go for the kill if not for the intervention of the all-knowing male.
- Transgender people hate their parents.
- Feminists hate men. (As in, "oh, don't give money to the Women's Center! They hate men over there." Honey, sometimes there's plenty of man hate over here. I really don't have to commute.)
- George Bush is God. And Hilary Clinton is a dirty, dirty, home-wrecking slut ball-breaker lesbian.
- Obama rhymes with Osama. And you know what that means... (An opportunity for dirty limericks?)
- It's micromyalgia. Or fibromic. Or, alternately, "in your condition". *handwave*
- Only men enjoy eating meat. (Presumably women choke their protein down while surpressing the gag reflex. Me, I've been bleeding from the uterus for too long, thank you PCOS, and if you don't give me red meat I will kill you with my bare hands.)
- And in conclusion: Communists.
ETA: Updated the icon in light of recent issues my coworker is going through. Her husband isn't doing well post-surgery, to the tune of ICU. I know she has her issues, but now she needs to be supported while her family is struggling. Thank you.
