Blah blah bibbity blah.

[nilchance]

I has a new car! SUV. Whatev. Plenty of room for driving rescue puppies, including a hatchback that could fit three crates and a 60/40 backseat that can fit another, plus what can go in the front seat. And a CD player, aaand a MP3 player, and I love her like pie.

I'm still struggling to write. So.




O HAI.


I kind of want to have sex with Jeff's coat.


Mishaaaaa.


Mao?


Castiel says "suck it."


"So I tell Rahm, I says, dude..."


Baaaaaby Jeremy makes a very convincing drag queen.


Gay chicken?


That sound was my uterus imploding.


Teeny tiny NARROW hips. Gah.


Aaaand, half-naked. I think this is a good place to stop.

Comments

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Katie, doesn't he look like he could be in the hot version of the Christmas Carol? Patrick Steward could be the sexy Scrooge. JDM is Mr. Cratchit. Hell, Jermey could be the sexy MRS. CRATCHIT in drag.

Of course I could just be seeing things because I've done Christmas Carol too many times. Gotta love the holiday classics.

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

Well, hell. Between reading too much weird fanfic today and now this, I totally want to see dirty Patrick Stewart/JDM smut with Jeremy-in-drag bringing them food. I don't know why my brain wants this, but it does! Even better if it's in Victorian costume.

Also, I think the scarf helps with the Cratchit thing.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Dude, Jeremy wouldn't bring them food because "Mother is far too NERVOUS to bring the Christmas Pudding. Martha will do it. Hurrah! Martha!" Obviously you haven't done three years of "The Christmas Carol" playing both Martha and Belle. The Christmas Pudding is Martha's big moment!

And JDM's coat and scarf is very victorian which is why it gave me Christmas Carol flashbacks. :) Patrick Stewart would be an awesome Scrooge. He'd be very stern. And JDM would be a great jolly Papa Cratchit!

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

Oh no! YOU were the one who said he was Mrs. Cratchit! I just said he should be in drag. With a platter of food. I will settle for Mrs. Cratchit if he carries food at some point in the future. I'm not sure why this image is stuck in my head like this. But I like it! So, quit judging me, crazy lady!

I like how we have our own little plan here of how this is all working out, based entirely on one picture. Being a fangirl ROCKS!!

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Well he can't be Martha because as pretty as he is, he's no teenager. Could you settle for them reenacting the Christmas Crown scene? Belinda makes a Christmas Crown for mother, and then father notices the misletoe and proceeds to case her around the room in order to kiss her.

I do miss fangirling with you in person Katie. :)

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

Well, if we are sticking with the Christmas Carol bit, I will settle for that scene. If at any point we end up switching to random-Victorian-scene-with-no-connections-to-Dickens-whatsoever, he carries food while in drag. Deal?

I KNOW!! I need your help to watch SPN episodes! And yeah, Tony Lupi is watching the show now (and keeps trying to talk to me about it, wtf?), but I don't think he sees the same things we see! One day, we shall be together again!

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Deal. Christmas Carol = Christmas Crown scene. Random Victorian bodice ripper = food carrying and bodice ripping.

I require the phrase "twigs and berries" to be used in a naughty way in this Victorian retelling no matter what form it takes though. Twigs and berries... it's so festive and yet so delightfully dirty at the same time. I recommend, "What is this I spy under your gown, darling? Is it your Christmas twigs and berries? Huzzah! What a delightful surprise!"

And yeah... Tony's not watching the same show as us.

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

I am all about the twigs and berries. Oooh! Patrick Stewart and JDM are dirty and pervy and have a town home together and Jeremy is the "maid" except he has the twigs and berries and they catch him and do naughty things!

And then he wears a Christmas Crown and Cratchit!JDM chases him around and tries to kiss him!

[lomer.livejournal.com]

You know there's a sad lack of Jensen in our Victorian Epic Christmas Carol. I'd say he could be Belle, Scrooge's old girlfriend but then he's only having sex with Patrick Stewart and then JDM would be sad. Maybe he could be a sexually promiscuous Ghost of Christmas Past and Jared could be a jolly Ghost of Christmas Present. CMM would be the Ghost of Christmas Future and he's do his best to be ominous but he'd keep tripping on his long robe and saying things like "motherfucker! Take me seriously! I'm very scary! ... I need to get this thing hemmed."

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

I approve! CMM would trip over his robe and bump into Jensen who would slip and fall onto JDM's cock.

Dammit. you know you need to write this shit now.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

ME? I'm busy being unemployed in New York City. I'm also far too busy being hit on by men old enough to be my father and not in a sexy JDM kinda way. JDM isn't dad age either. He's more like the cool older kid at the party that you know you shouldn't flirt with but he's just so PRETTY.

Some old guy named Vino asked me out tonight. Catering is such fun! You carry a tray and smile at people and suddenly everyone assumes you're flirting. I don't want you for your money honey, I want you for your empty wine glass. Thanks.

Dear Nilly-pooh, Katie and I are very sorry for hijacking your journal. We fail at social decorum. We're never invited to tea parties. Ladies with brooches scoff at us. It's very sad.