Blah blah bibbity blah.

[nilchance]

I has a new car! SUV. Whatev. Plenty of room for driving rescue puppies, including a hatchback that could fit three crates and a 60/40 backseat that can fit another, plus what can go in the front seat. And a CD player, aaand a MP3 player, and I love her like pie.

I'm still struggling to write. So.




O HAI.


I kind of want to have sex with Jeff's coat.


Mishaaaaa.


Mao?


Castiel says "suck it."


"So I tell Rahm, I says, dude..."


Baaaaaby Jeremy makes a very convincing drag queen.


Gay chicken?


That sound was my uterus imploding.


Teeny tiny NARROW hips. Gah.


Aaaand, half-naked. I think this is a good place to stop.

Comments

[floranna.livejournal.com]

You know, there are times when I wonder if I should leave fandom and 'get a life', but then I remember how much fun I am having.

Oh, Mishaaaa....

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Pft. Life is overrated. Have more fandom porn. ;)

[kjfri.livejournal.com]

I cluelessly clicked thinking it would be pics of the new SUV, duh. This was nice, too, though.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

HEE. No, that'll be tonight's post.

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

Attractive men with dogs is just an unfair combination.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Yesss. I need to do that picspam, too.

[embroiderama]

I was very shocked to learn last week that Jeremy is only my age--35. (A week older than me, exactly!) I was totally thinking he was older, more like 40.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

He always seemed older to me, too. IDK. Maybe because he's one of Jeff's buddies.

[trishabooms.livejournal.com]

You had me at Jeff's coat!

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? That coat, hnngh.

Also hnngh: your icon.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

That second picture of Jeff reminds me of a hot-ass Mr. Cratchit. You can light my candle any time Mr. Cratchit.

And Misha is always adorable.

That's a picture of a boy... is he SUPPOSED to look like a girl? Because he's a very pretty girl. What show is Jermey on again? Which Law and Order? They keep having casting calls and if I ever get to be the girl walking around with coffee in the background or the dead hooker, I can try and snap a covert photo for you.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Jeremy is indeed supposed to look like a girl. He was playing a transgender MtF girl named Tina, if I'm reading the plot summary like. Yay, Jeff's friends.

The original L&O, not one of the spin-offs. And OMG, dude, if that ever happened I think I might implode with glee, both because YAY and because I could go "hey, there you are!" while watching. So. \o/

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Well he definitely makes a hot girl.

And the background casting company I'm with does casting for the original L&O so who knows, it might happen. :) I submitted myself to be a dead bloody body but I wasn't picked. *g* They're constantly looking for people. I also wanted to be a homeless teen but I couldn't because I was booked to do an HBO show that then CANCELLED on me and it was too late to be a homeless teen. LAME. I was totally ready to be a sad little teenage Orphan Annie too. I was completely prepared to do a chin wibble and sad eyes while staring at food.

They're actually casting "Upper Westside" types for exteriors right now but I'm catering tomorrow so no exteriors for me.

[katzb101.livejournal.com]

Guh.... thankie.


*very happy sigh*

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

*beam* My pleasure!

[deadlychameleon.livejournal.com]

Damn. Jeff looks good with ink.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Right? Yes. Apparently there's another tattoo on his back, too. Mmnomnom.

[deadlychameleon.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I have a slight ink kink, when it draws attention to the right places, anyway.

[topaz119.livejournal.com]

Half-naked is so not a good place to stop! ::pouts::

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, there's no full Monty shots of the guys in question. ;)

[topaz119.livejournal.com]

So not fair!

[tabaqui]

Ooooooooh. JDM just looks hotter every time. And yeah - second you on the coat comment.
*waaaaaaaants*

What what what was Mr. Collins in with that long hair? I must know!
:)

Nice stuff! Makes me all giddy! :)

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

I know! The double-breasted coat with the buttons! (I mean, I'm short so that'd be a robe on me, but never mind.)

The long hair is from Misha's stint on 24 season 1. He's so... nngh.

[tabaqui]

He is!
If only 24 wasn't so lame.
*sigh*

[lomer.livejournal.com]

He had an accent on 24 too! I think he was Russian! Lets be honest, I didn't watch the show... I just watched a few clips of Misha being sexy and slightly evil while lying in bed.

[tabaqui]

Ah ha hah! Yes. I'll bet those clips are on Youtube.....
:)

[lomer.livejournal.com]

They are! I believe I only discovered them because of a flister. I have vague memories of someone finding all of Misha's shirtless scenes ever and clipping them together. There was also some scene from ER where he's wearing awesomely low pajama pants.

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

He was Russian on CSI too. He's good at that. (and for more fandom crossovers, Mark Sheppard was Russian when he was on CSI too.)



Damn. No Misha icons. Have something completely unrelated.

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm in my happy JDM place now.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! *joins you in that happy JDM place*

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

And the happy JDM place is so much happier when there are other pretties around, isn't it?!

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Katie, doesn't he look like he could be in the hot version of the Christmas Carol? Patrick Steward could be the sexy Scrooge. JDM is Mr. Cratchit. Hell, Jermey could be the sexy MRS. CRATCHIT in drag.

Of course I could just be seeing things because I've done Christmas Carol too many times. Gotta love the holiday classics.

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

Well, hell. Between reading too much weird fanfic today and now this, I totally want to see dirty Patrick Stewart/JDM smut with Jeremy-in-drag bringing them food. I don't know why my brain wants this, but it does! Even better if it's in Victorian costume.

Also, I think the scarf helps with the Cratchit thing.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Dude, Jeremy wouldn't bring them food because "Mother is far too NERVOUS to bring the Christmas Pudding. Martha will do it. Hurrah! Martha!" Obviously you haven't done three years of "The Christmas Carol" playing both Martha and Belle. The Christmas Pudding is Martha's big moment!

And JDM's coat and scarf is very victorian which is why it gave me Christmas Carol flashbacks. :) Patrick Stewart would be an awesome Scrooge. He'd be very stern. And JDM would be a great jolly Papa Cratchit!

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

Oh no! YOU were the one who said he was Mrs. Cratchit! I just said he should be in drag. With a platter of food. I will settle for Mrs. Cratchit if he carries food at some point in the future. I'm not sure why this image is stuck in my head like this. But I like it! So, quit judging me, crazy lady!

I like how we have our own little plan here of how this is all working out, based entirely on one picture. Being a fangirl ROCKS!!

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Well he can't be Martha because as pretty as he is, he's no teenager. Could you settle for them reenacting the Christmas Crown scene? Belinda makes a Christmas Crown for mother, and then father notices the misletoe and proceeds to case her around the room in order to kiss her.

I do miss fangirling with you in person Katie. :)

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

Well, if we are sticking with the Christmas Carol bit, I will settle for that scene. If at any point we end up switching to random-Victorian-scene-with-no-connections-to-Dickens-whatsoever, he carries food while in drag. Deal?

I KNOW!! I need your help to watch SPN episodes! And yeah, Tony Lupi is watching the show now (and keeps trying to talk to me about it, wtf?), but I don't think he sees the same things we see! One day, we shall be together again!

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Deal. Christmas Carol = Christmas Crown scene. Random Victorian bodice ripper = food carrying and bodice ripping.

I require the phrase "twigs and berries" to be used in a naughty way in this Victorian retelling no matter what form it takes though. Twigs and berries... it's so festive and yet so delightfully dirty at the same time. I recommend, "What is this I spy under your gown, darling? Is it your Christmas twigs and berries? Huzzah! What a delightful surprise!"

And yeah... Tony's not watching the same show as us.

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

I am all about the twigs and berries. Oooh! Patrick Stewart and JDM are dirty and pervy and have a town home together and Jeremy is the "maid" except he has the twigs and berries and they catch him and do naughty things!

And then he wears a Christmas Crown and Cratchit!JDM chases him around and tries to kiss him!

[lomer.livejournal.com]

You know there's a sad lack of Jensen in our Victorian Epic Christmas Carol. I'd say he could be Belle, Scrooge's old girlfriend but then he's only having sex with Patrick Stewart and then JDM would be sad. Maybe he could be a sexually promiscuous Ghost of Christmas Past and Jared could be a jolly Ghost of Christmas Present. CMM would be the Ghost of Christmas Future and he's do his best to be ominous but he'd keep tripping on his long robe and saying things like "motherfucker! Take me seriously! I'm very scary! ... I need to get this thing hemmed."

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

I approve! CMM would trip over his robe and bump into Jensen who would slip and fall onto JDM's cock.

Dammit. you know you need to write this shit now.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

ME? I'm busy being unemployed in New York City. I'm also far too busy being hit on by men old enough to be my father and not in a sexy JDM kinda way. JDM isn't dad age either. He's more like the cool older kid at the party that you know you shouldn't flirt with but he's just so PRETTY.

Some old guy named Vino asked me out tonight. Catering is such fun! You carry a tray and smile at people and suddenly everyone assumes you're flirting. I don't want you for your money honey, I want you for your empty wine glass. Thanks.

Dear Nilly-pooh, Katie and I are very sorry for hijacking your journal. We fail at social decorum. We're never invited to tea parties. Ladies with brooches scoff at us. It's very sad.

[aranya4.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you! I was so desperately in need of a JDM fix. You are a wonderful deal...supplier.

[lita-of-jupiter.livejournal.com]

Iz dead of awesome...




btw... you can get the jeff's coat, just get me jeff...no clothes needed

[tobemeagain.livejournal.com]

Could pretty boys cure a headache?

Well they've at least made mine less noticeable *happy grin*

Thank you!

[iridescent-wren.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I've been ever so g-... um... I've intended to be good!

Please can I have Jeff's coat? And, really, if it's too much effort to prize Jeff out of his coat before leaving it at the bottom of my bed, that's fine... really! :o)

Thank you

And thank you, Nilchance, for these gorgeous, gorgeous piccies. I must confess I was only a vague, distant fan of Jeremy but I'm liking him more and more!

Much love

Wren
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