Things I learn from wank_report:

[nilchance]

T and I think we own fatness? One might say we are, indeed, uppity fat bitches having our big fat love-in. Obviously I am owed a big old chunk of change from... IDK, Torrid? Or the Biggest Loser?

Anyway. ALL UR HEADLESS FATTIES ARE BELONG TO US.

Also: our tone is alienating potential allies! Damn, where'd I hear that before? OH RIGHT.

Comments

[sierrawyndsong.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

there probably already is......
i mean, there are Handgrenades, Hurricanes, Fuzzy Leprechauns, -- i am sure there is something......

[guard-the-cards.livejournal.com]

dude, it could be like a buddah drink only no head! I always wonder what tourists do with those plastic hangrenades when they get home.... -ponders-

[sierrawyndsong.livejournal.com]

ya know, i need to ask my hubby....but i think i have seen a drink down there in a little plastic Buddha cup

a lot of the locals reuse them for outdoor parties (they are plastic)

the fuzzy leprechaun actually comes in a wide round glass (or used to) that some people actually get beta fish and put in.......

hey, do you and bean do Decadence Festival?

[guard-the-cards.livejournal.com]

I've never seen a local with one of those! lol, maybe because i'm in the service industry though... and we're all horrified by the lime green things!

[sierrawyndsong.livejournal.com]

:)
hello fellow NOLA neighbor!