Bad Monday

[nilchance]

If possible, could I get some happy things? Macros, picspams, fic? Even whatever your happy place is right now. Even if you think I've seen it, post it again.

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[littlepunkryo.livejournal.com]

Jensen, and a piece of art by Kentameadowwolf at Deviantart!

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

I have happy bunnies, would that work?

Jared is a total homebody and a famous author of historic romance novels that make Columbian drug lords weep. Jeff is a seasoned adventurer and treasure hunter who dreams of one day sailing his own yacht across the seas. Then Jared's 6'7" brother gets taken hostage by some mean 12 yr old, and Jared receives a message that unless he goes on a treasure hunt and brings them the giant and expensive stone, his brother will be fed to mean and hungry alligators. Jared and Jeff meet when Jared accidentally destroy Jeff's collection of rare and expensive birds. But try as he might, Jeff can't hate Jared, because he is just so damn cute and charming and NICE. And Jared slowly comes to appreciate Jeff because even though he is rude and gruff, Jeff always makes sure Jared's OK.... they find a crushed plane in the jungle and smoke all the weed that was the plane's cargo, and Jared passes out on top of Jeff, drooling onto his chest... and Jensen can be another treasure hunter, who is so totally charming and handsome and seduces one or both of them and steals the giant and expensive stone, but then realizes that he has totally fallen for them too, and ends up helping them and in the end the three of them sail into the sunset on Jeff's beautiful yacht...

Or! How about:

Jared is a performer/trainer at Seaworld's "sensational new Shamu show" and he just transfered to Orlando from San Antonio. Jensen wrestles alligators at Gatorland (http://www.gatorland.com/). Maybe there is some disdain among the Seaworld crew towards dumb redneck alligator dudes.. or something. Maybe they all go bar hopping and end up at one of those hole-in-the-wall Orlando bars that have live alligators.. and live bikers.. (and this particular bar is owned by this guy Jeff..) and there is a misunderstanding and Jared gets in a bar fight, and Jensen saves his ass with kickass moves...etc... maybe there'd even be porn... *g*

Also, Orlando is pretty close to Daytona! I mean, originally, I thought maybe Jared has a Prius and Jensen had an ancient American pickup... but maybe instead Jared has a gixxer (http://www.gixxer.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=1798&cat=540) and Jensen is all about polishing his Harley Davidson?... imagine a bearded!Jensen with a bandanna (helmets? we dun need no stinkin' helmets!!) and boots and an old biker leather jacket... and Jared, all crouched down and weaving through traffic at, like, 120 mph and leaning his bike into the turns............

[justsonya.livejournal.com]

*flashes and rubs against?*

[unrund.livejournal.com]

DoctorWhy (http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwhy/profile) and postsecret (http://postsecret.blogspot.com)

[unrund.livejournal.com]

oh, and this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw)

[etty-kay.livejournal.com]

A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, "No. These are for boys."

The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy and waves her new football in his face. The little boy angrily points to his boy's bike and says, "Oh yeah? Well, only boys can get these!"

But the next day, the little girl has the same bike. The little boy gets furious, pulls down his pants, points to his unit, and says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"

The next day he walks by and the little girl promptly pulls up her dress, points to her bits, and proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I want."


:D
http://seperis.livejournal.com/tag/sga:+crimes+against+humanity SGA fun

[nancy-whiskey.livejournal.com]

Jason Momoa's new haircut!

*hugs & fluffy bunny ears*

[earthkat.livejournal.com]

Re: *hugs & fluffy bunny ears*

[beanside.livejournal.com]

Heee! Oh, your babies.

Also, I got your voice mail! *hugs you*

And yes, I can do Southern.

[hederahelix.livejournal.com]

Do you know about cuteoverload? (http://www.cuteoverload.com/) Because today's pic of the puppy with the toilet paper is pretty damned cute.

And as for cheer up stories that I assume you've seen before, one of my favorites is Trollprincess's "If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids" (http://trollprincess.livejournal.com/1346252.html), a J2 AU in which Jared is a young actor who lands the SPN gig, but he's worried that his costar will freak out if Jared, like so many other Hollywood types, is secretly a superhero. Jared decides to go ahead and patrol anyway in Vancouver, where he runs into his old buddies Mike and Tom. Jeff even appears.

If you ever liked comics or cartoons, you have to read this, and it definitely holds up on reread.

*g* or these....

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

[jellicle.livejournal.com]

♥

[meredevachon]

My happy place lately

*hugs* Hope the day gets better, sweetie!

[topaz119.livejournal.com]

Two classics that you might have seen already, but that make me smile every time I watch:

Playdoh bunnies invading NY (http://bravia.sony.eu/bravia.html) - click through to watch it; Sony has one of those websites where you can't link directly.

Where the hell is Matt? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4) I can't help myself, the I die every time I see the monks...

[frightened.livejournal.com]

Top ten jsquared moments, in pictures, plus honourable mentions (http://simplybeing.livejournal.com/378264.html).

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Pilobolus (http://www.indyweekblogs.com/adf/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/72-web-pilobolus_2.jpg) makes me happy. They create such beautiful, athletic, inspiring dance pieces. Even a single frame of a dance makes a statement.

[girlfan1979.livejournal.com]

http://kroki-refur.livejournal.com/68780.html and scroll down to the Picspams. Very funny.

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

Young JDM from Sliders. :P

[softbluebuddy.livejournal.com]

One of my happy places are these two fics by slashboyz One is a completed fic, Learning to Fly and the other is a WIP Two-Spirits, part 6 just posted today. Both of these feature JA/JP/JDM/Ellen, the WIP also features Michael Rosenbaum.

http://slashboyz.livejournal.com/10743.html#cutid1

[spazzer-mctwich.livejournal.com]

I'm not much of a creative person, so instead I'll jsut post this and hope it makes you smile like it made me
(http://s126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/badwolf07/?action=view&current=overslurp.jpg)
(http://s126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/badwolf07/?action=view&current=petalpugs.jpg)

[silentflux]

Well... I'm all late and stuff... but THIS is some seriously awesome picspam... Enjoy!

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

A little late, but still-one of my favorite poems for a fellow book lover.


The House Was Quiet and the World Was Calm



The house was quiet and the world was calm.
The reader became the book, and summer night

Was like the conscious being of the book.
The house was quiet and the world was calm.

The words were spoken as if there was no book,
Except that the reader leaned above the page,

Wanted to lean, wanted much most to be
The scholar to whom his book is true, to whom

The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
The house was quiet because it had to be.

The quiet was part of the meaning, part of the mind:
The access of perfection to the page.

And the world was calm. The truth in a calm world,
In which there is no other meaning, itself

Is calm, itself is summer and night, itself
Is the reader leaning late and reading there.





by:

Wallace Stevens