*facepalm*
Jun. 10th, 2008 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Things I've learned from my coworkers:
- It's not like anyone is going to kill you for being gay!
- Japanese people carry around money in suitcases.
- It's okay to say "ching chong chang ching" in imitation of Japanese language if one's husband is Korean.
- All women deeply hate each other and would go for the kill if not for the intervention of the all-knowing male.
- Transgender people hate their parents.
- Feminists hate men. (As in, "oh, don't give money to the Women's Center! They hate men over there." Honey, sometimes there's plenty of man hate over here. I really don't have to commute.)
- George Bush is God. And Hilary Clinton is a dirty, dirty, home-wrecking slut ball-breaker lesbian.
- Obama rhymes with Osama. And you know what that means... (An opportunity for dirty limericks?)
- It's micromyalgia. Or fibromic. Or, alternately, "in your condition". *handwave*
- Only men enjoy eating meat. (Presumably women choke their protein down while surpressing the gag reflex. Me, I've been bleeding from the uterus for too long, thank you PCOS, and if you don't give me red meat I will kill you with my bare hands.)
- And in conclusion: Communists.
ETA: Updated the icon in light of recent issues my coworker is going through. Her husband isn't doing well post-surgery, to the tune of ICU. I know she has her issues, but now she needs to be supported while her family is struggling. Thank you.
- It's not like anyone is going to kill you for being gay!
- Japanese people carry around money in suitcases.
- It's okay to say "ching chong chang ching" in imitation of Japanese language if one's husband is Korean.
- All women deeply hate each other and would go for the kill if not for the intervention of the all-knowing male.
- Transgender people hate their parents.
- Feminists hate men. (As in, "oh, don't give money to the Women's Center! They hate men over there." Honey, sometimes there's plenty of man hate over here. I really don't have to commute.)
- George Bush is God. And Hilary Clinton is a dirty, dirty, home-wrecking slut ball-breaker lesbian.
- Obama rhymes with Osama. And you know what that means... (An opportunity for dirty limericks?)
- It's micromyalgia. Or fibromic. Or, alternately, "in your condition". *handwave*
- Only men enjoy eating meat. (Presumably women choke their protein down while surpressing the gag reflex. Me, I've been bleeding from the uterus for too long, thank you PCOS, and if you don't give me red meat I will kill you with my bare hands.)
- And in conclusion: Communists.
ETA: Updated the icon in light of recent issues my coworker is going through. Her husband isn't doing well post-surgery, to the tune of ICU. I know she has her issues, but now she needs to be supported while her family is struggling. Thank you.
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Date: 2008-06-10 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-10 05:52 pm (UTC)If it helps it is the same all over the world. People are stupid a lot of the time.
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Date: 2008-06-10 05:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-10 05:56 pm (UTC)What a load of "Holy Shit!"
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Date: 2008-06-10 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-10 06:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-10 06:17 pm (UTC)wow. Your coworkers are *super*geniuses. I'm ... I'm... kinda speechless.
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Date: 2008-06-10 06:23 pm (UTC)But she got fired for being a sucktastic employee and I got a raise so I WON I WON! ;)
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Date: 2008-06-10 06:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-10 06:45 pm (UTC)*cuddle*
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Date: 2008-06-10 07:01 pm (UTC)PS-Those people suck! And not in the good way. Or if they do, they're really bad at it! *throws shoe*
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Date: 2008-06-10 07:04 pm (UTC)Some people.
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Date: 2008-06-10 08:45 pm (UTC)*hands you a pain killer of choice and adult beverage*
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Date: 2008-06-10 09:23 pm (UTC)Okay, thank you for enlightening me.
*cuddles* Poor Jess, those people are...yeah, no words.
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Date: 2008-06-10 10:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-10 11:46 pm (UTC)Yes I am willfully ignoring how ghastly those people sound.
http://koreabeat.com/?p=1094 <--- teen korean lesbians, I think you might enjoy this. Umm, that sounded bad, it's an article!
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Date: 2008-06-11 12:35 am (UTC)I seem to notice that straight women bitch about men the most.
I would have tales of my workplace if I didn't so studiously go LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU DOING MY WORK NOT LISTENING in my head.
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Date: 2008-06-11 12:50 am (UTC)I am so so sorry you have to work with such stupid people. I can simpathise.
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Date: 2008-06-11 01:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-11 02:36 pm (UTC)No, seriously. Is there something in the water?
In other news, con this weekend! So I can grovel in person for more of your awesome fics. Erm, okay, I will try to tone down the groveling and sublimate it into shameless flattery for you and your wife and your (plural you) fics.
In other news, I hope when the zombie apocalypse comes, it arrives and attacks your coworkers first. I'm just sayin.