This is what comes of the gay agenda

[nilchance]

It's a little unnerving to wake up to a browser full of open windows and no earthly memory of opening them last night. 8 windows of eyeshadow (I don't wear makeup; I am the shaggy legged dyke in her natural habitat) and this in a word doc:

1)girl tries to fuck them both; dirty dirty oral?
2)
3)
4)
5) HEA OT3 with pregnancy yaye!

I'm guessing that 2) was going to be "steal underwear", 3) was "????" and 4) was "PROFIT". Still doesn't answer my question of "who's pregnant? and why are they at a Ren Faire?"

Oh, but THEN. I apparently crash face-first, sleep for about 20 minutes, and wake her with my shrieking flailing night terrors. Because of the cough/cold, we've been facing the end of the bed for the last couple nights, and I remember that our IKEA wall-storage thingy (probably called a Baggen Storen Bork Bork Bork in the official catalog) was sort of towering over me when I woke up. This doesn't explain why I yelped to poor T about a knife, and then rolled over and slept again, leaving her to go "...?" by herself with the knife-wielding stabbity maniac Baggen Storen.

I am clearly the best wife ever.

Comments

[tygermama.livejournal.com]

Baggen Storen Bork Bork Bork

I am now envisioning the IKEA factory entirely populated with Beaker (from Muppet Show)'s relatives

I am sorry you're having night terrors, my son has had them and they are not fun.

[kimannebb.livejournal.com]

This..... I'm guessing that 2) was going to be "steal underwear", 3) was "????" and 4) was "PROFIT". Still doesn't answer my question of "who's pregnant? and why are they at a Ren Faire?"

LOL!!!!!! I saw "steal underpants" and I was all PROFIT! before I even got that. That episode holds a place in my memory.

Sorry to hear that you were so very restless last night. Wow, hope tonight is better for you. *hugs*

[embroiderama]

8 windows of eyeshadow (I don't wear makeup; I am the shaggy legged dyke in her natural habitat)

I am currently living in the place where those two things intersect. Shaggy legs, yep. Prefer women, yep. Bright green eyeshadow, yep. ;)

[tobemeagain.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

Dreams and nightmares do strange things to the mind and our perceptions. I'm hoping that with a little true sleep you woke up feeling better (also as you don't remember what scared you that is probably good). You do realize T was probably thinking she needed to check out the house yeah *g* well that would have been my reaction.

You are the best wife ever *hugs*