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TIGER BEATDOWN FOR TEENZ Presents: Super Fun Awesome Skateboarding R-Rated Fun Sexy Xtreme Facts About Dating! I REPEAT, FOR TEENZ.

You don't want to know how hard I laughed in my cubicle. SRSLY.

"1) NO, IT DOES NOT SMELL WEIRD. "It" being the vagina, of course! Or rather, it kind of does, and this is an entirely valid reason to avoid reciprocating oral sex if you live in an alternate universe wherein the male testicles smell like a fresh breeze in a rose garden and spunk tastes like God put a rainbow in your mouth. If not: sorry, dude. It is time to deal."

Date: 2009-04-17 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthelivesofme.livejournal.com
OMG. And the bong-smoking dolphin tattoo. *dies*

Date: 2009-04-17 09:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mistress-tien.livejournal.com
I should not read things like this while in public!

spunk tastes like God put a rainbow in your mouth

This makes my day. I haven't laughed like this in a while. Thanks for sharing.

Date: 2009-04-17 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rae-1985.livejournal.com
bwahahahah! That is fantastic. Thanks for posting!!

Date: 2009-04-17 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rocketchick99.livejournal.com
OMG! I am so making my teenage boys read this!

Date: 2009-04-17 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com
OMG. “yeah, he skittled before I was done” :/ Skittle as a verb!! I love it ;D

Date: 2009-04-18 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bkm5191.livejournal.com
"bag your groceries dude."

Date: 2009-04-18 12:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] katzb101.livejournal.com
Heee... thank you for sharing, made my Day.

*debates on the merits of showing this to the 21 year old boy!child when he gets back from the weekend with the g/f*

Would that make me a bad Mum? *bg*

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