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[nilchance]

You know, once I got past "CASTIEL SQUEE!", all I could think? Dude, an angel just said butt monkey. And Castiel looked at him sidelong all, I can't believe I hang out with you. My tax accountant garb is so much better than yours.

Also, I deeply want crack-fic where Castiel deals with small children. Where, like, toddlers cling to him or small babies peer lovingly up at him and he is DEEPLY awkward with the whole thing. I even want a fic where Castiel finds an abandoned baby and brings it to Dean and Sam because he doesn't trust anybody else, and he's all "Antichrist, do not drown this child or I will smite you in ways unseen since Gomorrah," and Sam's all, "DUDE, I'm just giving the kid a BATH." And Castiel stands behind him all watchful and twitchy while Sam warily bathes this baby like it's armed and ready to detonate, until Dean charges in and is like, "you guys FAIL, out of the way," and has the baby washed in about 2.5 seconds with artful application of washcloth and rubber duckies.

Plus this means Dean with wee babies. So there's no bad there.

OH. Or wacky sitcom hijinks where Dean and Sam have to rescue this heavily pregnant woman from the monster of the week, and then she goes into LABOR, and Castiel is stuck helping her PUSH.

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[vicdesty.livejournal.com]

"Antichrist, do not drown this child or I will smite you in ways unseen since Gomorrah," . Holy shit. My coworkers wonder why I'm over here giggling to myself. Fortunately, I talk to me all the time so they don't pay too much attention.