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[nilchance]

Cautionary tale, kids, gather around!

One day, when I was very young, I wrote RPF. *sniff* I wrote slash, about men who touched their boyparts together. And I met other people who wrote RPS. And we became very close.

That's right, y'all. I'm living proof: slash makes you queer. So stop your mad slashing ways before you end up in an 8 year loving committed relationship it's too late.

Now I go rub my girly parts against my partner's while we live in sin, and contribute to the downfall of society.

(Also, I continue to find it funny that Jeff's virtue is apparently too tarnished to recover. Poor Jeff! He must go live with the dark side fangirls in the wages of their sin. PS: Jello wrestling is at 2.)

Comments

[emmybuns696.livejournal.com]

omG, you guys, I know! The beauty of pretty gay boys has turned us all onto women...(?)...!

This is madness!

No. This...is...SLASH! *kicks idiots into gigantic bottomless pit, and goes off to bang girlfriend*

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Tonight, we fic in HELL!

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Poor Jeff, his delicate soul can NEVER recover from the indignity of this sin. Non-sinful fangirls everywhere weep PURE, GODLY TEARS for him.

This makes me glad that I haven't read yet another variation of the SAME fucking argument that happens every single year. I'm just gonna go get my swimsuit on for the Jell-O wrestling. \o/

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, Jeff is weeping while he eats out girls and has the bong fired up.

[eviljy.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much for your contribution to the downfall of society. It's very much appreciated. Esp. since I'm afraid of heights and living down here is so much better. Plus we have the best parties ever! Jello wrestling, yay!

But isn't it nice to know how well informed some people seem to be about Jeff & Co's state of virtue? Very interesting indeed.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Bad evil girls have the BEST apocalypse parties ever. Also, Jeff. \o/

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

Heee, you saw that dead horse passing by too, didn't you?

*g* now, if I write Terminator slash, will that make start humping my pc? (wait, I do that already!)

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

It certainly smelled dead.

now, if I write Terminator slash, will that make start humping my pc?
*laughs and laughs*

[hederahelix.livejournal.com]

Oh! I get it now. The bad band RPF I wrote with my best friends in middle school before I knew fan fic existed? That was was turned me gay.

I am so relieved now; knowing that, maybe the aversion therapy will stick this time.

Oh wait. That's right. I don't think being queer is a bad thing, so I am surprisingly not panicked about it.

Anywho, I would just like to say . . . I heart the fact that my flist is so sane that I only find out about there ridiculousnesses when someone on my friends list mocks them. \0/

PS: Am enjoying your new fic. Hope to send feedback, but I'd not bet on it until the end of the semester at this rate. Apologies.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I'd have missed this entirely without certain parties pointing it out. Good times.

Hey, take your time! I understand the academia vs. fandom ratio.

[without-me.livejournal.com]

Wait--what's this about Jeff?

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Heh. Um, there's wank, but summary: RPS makes Jen and Jared cry, but Jeff's virtue isn't an issue. Presumably because he's old. Or maybe Satan.

[katzb101.livejournal.com]

can't work out the time difference am I late for the Jello wrestling *g*

And of course the rpf I've written and write and the fsf that I'm trying to write has turned me bi and ploy, its soooo gooood to know where that comes from. And even better to know that I'm making this wonderful contribution to societies ills.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

\o/ Go, downfall of society!

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Posts like these are why I love you. Oh, yeah, and the awesome fic, too. :-)

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

*beam*

[eloise-bright.livejournal.com]

Can I come live on the dark side so that I can get in on these wages of sin that Jeff's paying?

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

You have free passes to the darkside for those spanking fics! It all works out.

[softbluebuddy.livejournal.com]

Funny, the more I read slash, the more I think about rubbing my girl parts against a girl and her parts. Oops, I better not tell the hubby. LOL

I have no idea why that is. Just a mystery, I guess.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Heh. See, it's the magic of the slash in action!

[embroiderama]

Heee, everyone knows that Jeff is just dirtydirydity in the most delicious way.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Filthy, dirty and wrong. Wrong me, Jeff, wrong my brains out.

Mm, icon.

[eponin10.livejournal.com]

Hee! *laughs a lot*

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Er...what? Once again, I'm missing out on something. *is baffled but strangely indifferent*


I suspect Jeff's too busy playing gay chicken with his buddies to worry about whatthehell we get up to. *shrugs*

I feel cheated. I've been reading and writing slash now for about 4 years and I'm not gay yet! How long's it supposed to take, anyhow?

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

I don't know, maybe the converter's broken!

Heh, gay chicken. See, that's what did it.

[insaneboingo.livejournal.com]

LoL! I love you and your wife so much. omg. Hee!

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

I am mesmerized by your icon.

[spazzer-mctwich.livejournal.com]

Wait, What? There are actually people arguing that slash makes people gay and we some how dirtyied Jeffery Dean Morgan? ****Is confuses and out of the loop***

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Yes. And Wincest causes father/child incest, and such.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

Where's the line for tarnishing Jeff's virtue even more?

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

"Must be this tall to ride this ride..."

[caarirose.livejournal.com]

So my husband and three kids are all in my imagination? Well shit, my imagination sure eats enough.

And there's always one guy that is beyond redemption, I thought you'd be used to that by now *grin*

[lomer.livejournal.com]

So gayness IS a contagious disease! God, I hope no one gay looks at me funny. I'd hate to be happy.

[temima.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaahhh, Ma, not 'RPS is evil' again.

Unfortunately, writing it has not changed my sexual orientation, my online habits, or anything else. It has made me buy music and books, though. So, if everyone gets into RPF, that will pull us out of a recession.

For realz.

[silverkit.livejournal.com]

That's right, y'all. I'm living proof: slash makes you queer.

Ok, now I've got this image of me sitting alone in the dark at my place and my brother will come home and:

Me: Don't turn the light on.
Him: Why?
Me: Just..oh god it's awful!
Him: What! What!
Me: I've got it. I've caught teh gay.
Him: No! From the fanfiction? This is horrible!
Me: And I'm afraid it's worse than just teh gay.
Him: How could it be worse?!
Me: I've been reading wincest.
Him:....
Me: Run.

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

*looks around*

Hey so. What...are those wages of sin? I mean I feel like sin must pay pretty well because soulless corporate motherfuckers seem to have all the money.

I MAKE SIN. C'MON. WHERE'S MY CUT? Goddamnit. Maybe my lingering heterosexuality is the problem. It might just be a phase though.