Bogart!

[nilchance]

Stolen from sanyin:

You: Post the dirtiest/most vanilla/really fucking bizarre porn idea that you've been CRAVING (or just sortakindawant whatever). Please do this anonymously. So, seriously, let loose! No IP tracking! No shame!

I: will start posting porn based in random handfuls of these anonymous prompts between now and New Year's. No favoritism! Less guilt! No shame!

Supernatural or RPF, plz.

ETA: AHAHA I left anon commenting off. *facepalm* Fixed!

ETA: Ah, crap. Fixed redux?

Comments

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

Nope, not fixed...still won't allow anon commenting! (I am so gonna be outed as one of the dirty porners, huh? *GRIN*)

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

It's not possible to comment anonymously on a flocked post, I think.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh wow this is great! I love all you verses so much that I really can't expect more from you...
But I'm telling you honestly, my fave one right now would be the hooker-verse, because there's still so much to uncover!
But, little idea for a porn: can I have JA/JDM having a fight over something, something that escalates out of control (because OF COURSE there's the doomed unresolved sexual tension hanging and they could be drunk or something) and there's some rough manhandling and one way or the other they end up in bed? (or even better against the wall, because JA/JDM agaisnt the wall is my KINK).
I love you for this :)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not generally a bottom-Dean-all-the-time kind of girl, but for some reason I've been craving really dirty sex, where Dean discovers the joys of his prostate, and ends up a total slut for anything up his ass. Sam's cock, dildo, fingers, tongue, whatever, it drives him out of his mind completely.

[(Anonymous)]

I would vote for this *starry eyed*

[(Anonymous)]

JA/JDM h/c! Even better if bonus Jared is included.

[(Anonymous)]

Jeff's visiting the SPN set and he's standing right up close behind Jen, full public view, cock hard against Jen's ass, and just talks Jensen into being desperate for it. Voice low and rough and cigarettes on his breath.

And then they make a run for the nearest trailer (which happens to be Jared's) and fuck, hard and thorough.

[(Anonymous)]

*votes for this*

[(Anonymous)]

Figging.

'Cause y'know, Jeff cooks and stuff. Culinary sex.

[(Anonymous)]

h/c where Jeff is the hurt one. Jensen or Jared or both comfort.

[(Anonymous)]

JA/JDM. Jen likes it rough, but he's afraid to ask for it. Instead, he tries to provoke Jeff into hitting him by being a total bitch. I envisage a scene where Jeff's got Jen pinned to the bed, smacking him across the face ("is this what you really want, Jen? You think this proves I care about you?") and then shows him what he really wants/needs.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Jesus. That just made my face go pink. Um, heh.

[(Anonymous)]

Spanking. John and Dean, or JA/JDM. Because I'm a kinky little madam.

Thank you very much. *laughs in the face of anonymity*

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

This wasn't me, heh. Though I thoroughly approve! *airs well-known spanking kink yet again*

[(Anonymous)]

I would do this, but all the ideas I have would be very obviously something I would ask for, so commenting anonymously wouldn't do much good.

[(Anonymous)]

OTPverse, J3 fisting. With Jensen on the receiving end.

[(Anonymous)]

J2 or J3 subversion of masculinity (pref. Jensen's). I read this so-damn-hot-it-burns comment fic/outline ages back with lots of dirty talk and man handling that subverts Jensen's masculinity (Jared calling Jensen his bitch, talking about fucking his ass like it's a pussy etc). HOT LIKE BURNING. Throw in Jensen's "pretty girl lips" and Jeff and Jard fucking Jensen and I'm frakking done.

Or hell, just Jared running off his dirty, dirty mouth as he fucks Jensen, Jeff off in the corner watching from his chair before he has his turn.

...I may also have a group sex kink. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

I have a bottom!Jensen (or Dean) pain!kink. With nice controlling D/s from Jeff and/or Jared. Maybe some one up manship between Jeff and Jared trying to out top the other with Jensen in the middle.

[(Anonymous)]

Dean + pegging = OTP. Jo, AU!Jess, temporarilyagirl!Sam, whatever.

Especially if he's bent over a dresser or counter and looking in a mirror, watching her breasts bounce as she fucks him hard and bites her lip.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't normally think of JDM as a bottom, but I'd love to see him strapped face down to a bed, plug up his ass, with JA whipping him until he comes. And begging for it, with that voice that makes him so amazingly sexy.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God, hello. Now there's an image I need before what's gonna be a nasty day at work.

Nother vote for this one...

[(Anonymous)]

who doesnt matter but playing with them while watching a movie or someting and being sent out with toys under clothes and being teased all day

[(Anonymous)]

ah godamn forgot boys being dressed in girls cloths

[(Anonymous)]

Slave!Jared, in some kind of fantasy version of slavery--could be real-world-type consensual BDSM or a high-fantasy AU or god knows what, but quite possibly a Pretty Woman-type take on slavery, with either Jensen or JDM or both...

[(Anonymous)]

Double anal penetration - Jeff teaching Jared how to do it to Jen. Both of them fucking him till he's almost passing out from how fucking good it is.

[(Anonymous)]

I have a craving for some wee!cest with a 14 (or so) yr old precocious Sam wanting to learn all about teh sex and riding Dean slowly, with Dean propped up a little so they can share kisses and stare into each other's eyes.

[(Anonymous)]

I sure hope the anonymous thing is working! You did say "fucking bizarre", so here goes.

A bestiality fic, where someone forces poor, innocent Jensen to get fucked by a BIG dog, knot and all, with bondage. Jeff either has to watch, unable to help, or bursts in too late to stop it and has to wait until it's over tp get the dog loose. They're not involved at this point, but they get together for comfort later(Jensen's HAD the hurt).

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, I'd read this.

[(Anonymous)]

Bela pegging Dean! I'm asking *everyone* this, in hopes that if I ask enough people, *somebody* will write it. I get a lot "pegging, yay!" responses, but no fics.

C'mon, now. Dean needs his ass pegged. WE need his ass pegged. Bela's just the gal to do it, don't you think? *wheedles*

Jealous!Sam is optional.

[(Anonymous)]

Wearing toys under clothing in public, especially if the other person's teasing the wearer via remote or even just touches, hottest if it's JA doing the wearing and JDM doing the teasing. Lots and lots of teasing with very happy conclusion with JA in JDM's lap, possibly even completely in public with no one else around them the wiser.

[(Anonymous)]

I want some teen!cest, with a young Sam being the aggressor-the younger, the better, and surprisingly knowlegeable and experienced-kind of taking Dean by storm. Poor Dean tries to fend him off, but what can he do?

jdm/ja/jp porn please

[(Anonymous)]

Double penetration, Jensen or Jarad in the middle, with Jeff being all growly while instructing his boys how to do it.

Written from all three points of view.....GUH!

[(Anonymous)]

Biting! Jeff, biting and sucking at Jensen's neck to leave claim marks; and then doing the same to his nipples until they're red and sore. Jensen, of course, retaliates by getting his nipples pierced, wearing tight shirts so Jeff can see the jewelry outlined beneath the material (some place where he's not free to attend to the properly and has to wait).