But what do you think about MALE models?

I. Um.

WELL THEN. Good morning, y'all! (Does anybody else think he's gonna maul that other model?)

ETA: oh my god, I just noticed the "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" byline. I BET YOU WILL, JEFF.

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You don't want to know how hard I laughed in my cubicle. SRSLY.

"1) NO, IT DOES NOT SMELL WEIRD. "It" being the vagina, of course! Or rather, it kind of does, and this is an entirely valid reason to avoid reciprocating oral sex if you live in an alternate universe wherein the male testicles smell like a fresh breeze in a rose garden and spunk tastes like God put a rainbow in your mouth. If not: sorry, dude. It is time to deal."