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I have issues. And I have neeeeeeds.



I was actually pumped to hear the S3 spoilers about the boys meeting up with two new female characters, because, hi! Femslash for the show! More het! There is no downside here. I was even, more the fool me, kinda hoping that the female hunter character might have visible strength. I'm not asking for a weightlifter here, but maybe the physique of a runner or a swimmer. I was even thinking that maybe Kripke and co might take the opportunity to incorporate more people of color into the show. (And yeah, I know that SPN is actually more diverse than most of TV.)

Yeah, um, not so much. And I understand, it's TV, they're playing to Peoria, whatever. We're in a country where America Ferrera and Sara Ramirez are considered fat. It's a TV culture where the average-looking guy is always special and gets the hot girl, and the reverse (like Ugly Betty) is revolutionary. That's how we roll.

But y'know what? I'm still cranky. I want to see more characters like Lenore or Ellen. I want to see a female hunter who looks like she could fuck your shit up and then go eat some pie. I want to see Sarah Connor doing pullups on her bed. I want belly-padding and wide hips and full cheeks and big butts, more cushion for the pushin', women built for comfort and not for speed.

I want OFC fic! Smut with Dean with curved women whose bellies and thighs are soft enough to cushion his head, who get doublechins when they giggle and who don't fuck around with salad. A big, bold Earth Mama who wears bright colors and probably has to stand on an applebox to make out with either of them, but who won't take any shit. A Rubenesque lush lady who wears red lipstick and high heels and has awesome cleavage, and who struts over and buys Sam tequila. Mmmmm.

Date: 2007-09-22 08:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] spinfrog.livejournal.com
I now have a Dean-loses-his-virginity-to-the-biggest-girl-in-school bunny

Yes!! All the other girls at school think Dean is so hot he would never even look at them twice, so ppor Dean is not getting any action, but this big chick is totally aggressive and TELLS him to meet her and PUSHES him against things and shoves her hands into his clothes.... :)

(I recall Dean being really OK with Cassie pushing him and climbing on top, btw..)

Date: 2007-09-22 08:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] spinfrog.livejournal.com
Oh, er, sorry about the typo(s). Also, Sara Connor!!!! OMG, those muscles were so hot! :)

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