Girls smell good.

[nilchance]

Jeffrey Dean Morgan has damaged my dyke cred. *grin* Hey, John drives a muscle car / pickup, wears flannel and plays softball; you can see where I'd get confused.

Anyway! Curves and smiles and badass women below. Some NSFW content within.

ETA: Fixed the cut. *facepalm* Sorry! I apologize if I screwed up your flist, just refresh and it should be better.

Comments

[hammerhead22.livejournal.com]

Man, that is a gorgeous picture of Peta. Thanks for the girlspam!

[bluesister.livejournal.com]

Nice!

[katzb101.livejournal.com]

Guh... okay.

Now that lot is good for the heart :-)

[embroiderama]

Ooooooh, picture of Kate Winslet...lovely. Thank you.

[frala.livejournal.com]

oh michelle and rosario ♥

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Hot!

[brynwulf]

There's not a one of them I wouldn't do! *happy sigh*

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Hee. See, that's what I'm saying! Thank you, universe, for putting so much PRETTY out there to be appreciated.

Also, that icon is made of win.

[littledrop.livejournal.com]

Okay. You just broke me a little bit. Well, a lot. That first picture is just guh.

[topaz119.livejournal.com]

mmmm, excellent. Who's wearing the black lace bra? 'Cause, oh, hell yeah.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

The woman in the black bra would be Michelle Rodreguiz (Girlfight, SWAT, Resident Evil, and Lost). Muy, muy caliente, especially since I believe she could kick my ass into next Sunday.

[topaz119.livejournal.com]

And the first The Fast and the Furious, yeah? mmmmmm, yessssss.

[mutelorelei.livejournal.com]

Nice variety! Mmm, very sexy....

[defenestration.livejournal.com]

I had not seen that picture of Michelle Rodriguez before. Holy crap. *fans self*

[dine.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmm, now *that's* some lovely eyecandy! thanks so much for picspamming us so beautifully - gotta love some absolutely gorgeous women

[barbarianwinter.livejournal.com]

Wow, lovely (and so hot) pics! *g* Thanks for brightening my day.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Oh, bless. My little black heart is so full of lust happy right now.

[star-dancer54.livejournal.com]

Jeeeesus and I had just managed to get unhorny. Thank you >.<;;;;

That pic with Katie Holmes? and the sunglasses hanging from her bra just... gets to me X.x

[star-dancer54.livejournal.com]

Lalala I mean Michelle Rodriguez >.>;;

[trishabooms.livejournal.com]

Michelle Rodriguez is walking porn.
Who is the girl beneath Peta, she's beautiful?

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

That would be Rosario Dawson (RENT, the Rundown... many other films I'm blanking on, sorry). She's so gorgeous it kills me, especially in a wifebeater. And you're right, Michelle IS walking porn and should come with a warning label or something.

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

DUDE!

*tilts head and stares at Angelina's tats for so long that I don't even get to the PETA WILSON pic until several minutes later*

DUDE.

See now. That's not even cool. You're fucking with my sexual orientation. Goddamn ANGELINA'S TATS and PETA WILSON and HOMG KD LANG (who I want to grab me all rough-like and make me call her Daddy) and the RETRO and the BURLESQUE FAN-DANCERS are all conspiring to steal my straight. The only other evil-pagan-lesbian-recruitment activities you could have undertaken would have involved Eliza Dushku.

*is dazed* I so need Femme's "I want to fuck with your sexual orientation" Faith-icon right now.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

*steeple fingers* Yes, my plan is working perfectly. Now all that remains is to offer you a toaster.

Quack, baby.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Also:

HOMG KD LANG (who I want to grab me all rough-like and make me call her Daddy)

I don't know how, but that needs to be made into some type of porn. Because, um, YES. A million times yes. Maybe a girl!Dean fic where he gets thoroughly topped by a tough butch dyke in a suit with a strap-on, who makes him suck it and beg daddy before she'll flip him over, fist a hand in his hair and make him take it.

... I may have kinks.

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

*is waiting for this Lesbian Toaster thing I hear so much about*


Maybe a girl!Dean fic where he gets thoroughly topped by a tough butch dyke in a suit with a strap-on, who makes him suck it and beg daddy before she'll flip him over, fist a hand in his hair and make him take it.

OKAY SO YOU KNOW THAT THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN, RIGHT?! *anime eyes of lurve* BECAUSE YES. YOU SHOULD WRITE THIS RIGHT NOW.

Oh dude. DUDE. Did you read that fic from a few months ago that was Crossroads!Demon/Dean?!?! Because boy!Dean getting topped like woah by a tiny asian girl with a ginormous strap-on was ALSO INSANELY HOT. But. Girl!Dean topped by a butch dyke would also possibly make my entire life worth living, in that genderfuckery way. Anyone, particularly Dean in any gender variety, sucking off a strap-on is just INSANELY FUCKING HOT.



... I may have kinks.

*casual handwave* What, you want a medal?

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

What is this fic you speak of? I must check this out for, er, sociological purposes. *shifty-eyes*

*laugh* Yes! Where is my 'sucking off strap-ons' medal, damn it?

[elmathelas.livejournal.com]

Give it to meeeeeee.


The fic, I mean.


And that picture of Asia... something? From Details, I think it was, was the first picture of a woman who is not my partner to actually make me horny. I was fearing that I wasn't a real dyke, ya know? Like I was some fandom cliche type only-gay-for-you person. Not that there's anything wrong with that. And then... GAH. OMG. There is SOMETHING about that picture that just makes me go all shivery.

I must go dig up that magazine (which I bought in a fit of LOTR obsession, because elijah wood was on the cover) for strictly scholarly reasons, of course.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'd like to read your fic, can you add me to your journal?

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

I certainly can, but bear in mind all my fic is actually unlocked at the moment. All you'd be getting is my (admittedly boring) non-fic entries.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Well you seem pretty awesome -totally judging by what I've read of your fic so far- so I think I we'll get on fine -as long as you don't mind my silly entires and photo metas LOL! I honestly do not talk about anything important -I just aim for shits n' giggles.

I added you :)