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- "He is not on any flatbread," is now tied with "Uriel is the funniest angel in the garrison." kthnx. OH MISHA. And I love that Castiel is like "dude, don't even," he has HAD it with these mfing Winchesters and their mfing angst.
- I think I want fic with Castiel buying that cell phone. I mean, even if it's a pay for play, he had to go to Walmart. WALMART.
- "If you find God, tell him to send legs!" OH BOBBY.
- ... does this mean Cas and Dean are going steady?
- I want to marry Rufus and have little snarky babies with him.
- nngh. Hi Ellen. Hi with your angry mom rant. Dean needs a good angry rant every now and again. Also, I kind of want AU fic where hunter!Mary Campbell-Winchester meets Ellen.
- Okay, I called them needing to split up around, um, 4.20? ish? And yet I still spent that whole ugly scene gnawing on my fist. HE SAYS TO TAKE THE GIRL, SAM. HE STILL LOVES YOU. But yeah. Harsh. Necessary.

I don't really care to hear the rants about how this ruins the show in this space, btw. They've been separated for five minutes, and they'll call and text and leave voicemails and stare out rainy windows, and then they'll reunite and hug. As Winchesters do. It'll be great.