Things I learn from wank_report:

T and I think we own fatness? One might say we are, indeed, uppity fat bitches having our big fat love-in. Obviously I am owed a big old chunk of change from... IDK, Torrid? Or the Biggest Loser?

Anyway. ALL UR HEADLESS FATTIES ARE BELONG TO US.

Also: our tone is alienating potential allies! Damn, where'd I hear that before? OH RIGHT.