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Got this in my e-mail this morning:

"Every so often, Jess, I like to take time off. You know, go to theme parks, ride roller coasters, and people watch. Sit on the beach, walk through the forest, and listen to my iPod. Just kick back, relax, and let everything run on autopilot... considering, it already does.
Haven't you noticed?
You're in good hands,
The Universe"

Dear Universe,

I seem to have received the beta version of your program, because my security has a few bugs. I would like whatever copy you currently support.

Skeptically,
Me