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Apr. 20th, 2008 11:43 amCautionary tale, kids, gather around!
One day, when I was very young, I wrote RPF. *sniff* I wrote slash, about men who touched their boyparts together. And I met other people who wrote RPS. And we became very close.
That's right, y'all. I'm living proof: slash makes you queer. So stop your mad slashing ways beforeyou end up in an 8 year loving committed relationship it's too late.
Now I go rub my girly parts against my partner's while we live in sin, and contribute to the downfall of society.
(Also, I continue to find it funny that Jeff's virtue is apparently too tarnished to recover. Poor Jeff! He must go live with the dark side fangirls in the wages of their sin. PS: Jello wrestling is at 2.)
One day, when I was very young, I wrote RPF. *sniff* I wrote slash, about men who touched their boyparts together. And I met other people who wrote RPS. And we became very close.
That's right, y'all. I'm living proof: slash makes you queer. So stop your mad slashing ways before
Now I go rub my girly parts against my partner's while we live in sin, and contribute to the downfall of society.
(Also, I continue to find it funny that Jeff's virtue is apparently too tarnished to recover. Poor Jeff! He must go live with the dark side fangirls in the wages of their sin. PS: Jello wrestling is at 2.)