nilchance: original art from a vintage print; art of a woman being struck by lightning (jeremy's body)
Laughing Lady ([personal profile] nilchance) wrote2010-10-30 04:36 pm

Hey, free movie!

Jeremy Sisto's amazingly bad jailbait horror movie is on youtube, starting here. He plays a goth-y serial killer, is undressed quite a lot, and looms over Alicia Silverstone. This is the movie I think of when I picture baby!AKB!Jeremy.

Also: welding.

[identity profile] beetle-breath.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
ooh, have you ever seen Population 436 (or some other arbitrary number)? It's another really bad Jeremy Sisto attempt at horror drama.

It's not that god awful, the plot's just really transparent and makes the Nick Cage remake of Wicker Man look sensible

[identity profile] nilchance.livejournal.com 2010-11-01 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, that movie. *facepalm* T still hasn't let me forget that movie. I'm like "oh, Jeremy's in this--" and she's like "POPULATION 436," and I'm like *abashedly give her the remote*.

I mean. Fred Durst. Did you need the money, Sisto?

There's also the Thirst, where Jeremy's accent meanders between southern and Russian, and Paranoia 1.0, which is slow and dumb as fuck but unnerving in the last few minutes. Like a cyberpunk Blair Witch?

I love your icon.