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[nilchance]

They figure out who the little blond cat is mostly because Jensen's glasses are under the desk, and the cat doesn't shut up. It circles and yells and chases Clay's shoelaces and yells and rubs up on Aisha and looks smug about it. Cougar retrieves him before Aisha can shove him off the bed, letting Jensen climb his arm and sniff his hair.

"That doesn't even." Pooch stares at the cat. "What the fuck. Clay? What the actual fuck, man."

Aisha shrugs. "If they're gonna use an experimental weapon, I guess this is better than cleaning him out of the carpet."

"Mrawo," Jensen agrees, hanging over Cougar's shoulder like a furry scarf. "Yrrrao?"

"Jesus," Pooch mutters, "he is not sleeping with me. And if you lick your balls or anything, I'm putting your furry little Disney ass in the trunk."

Jensen makes complaining noises that quiet down when Cougar reaches up to scratch under his chin. After a minute, Clay decides that he isn't going to bring up the fact that Jensen's naked junk is on Cougar's neck, because Cougar can kill people from about a mile away and Clay can't sprint that fucking fast. He'll bring it up as blackmail later. Not that Cougar looks like he minds having Jensen properly sized to shove in the pocket of his coat.

"We'll fix this," Cougar murmurs. "Mm? Until then, you're a cat. You sleep wherever you want."

Jensen purrs.

Comments

[graceandfire.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was so cute.

Your everybody is my canon. Jensen and Cougar are adorable to the 3 billionth power (in y'know scary ways).

And Clay...

After a minute, Clay decides that he isn't going to bring up the fact that Jensen's naked junk is on Cougar's neck, because Cougar can kill people from about a mile away and Clay can't sprint that fucking fast.

Oh, god, I love Clay's thought process.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Your everybody is my canon.

*beam* Wow, thank you!

[embroiderama]

After a minute, Clay decides that he isn't going to bring up the fact that Jensen's naked junk is on Cougar's neck, because Cougar can kill people from about a mile away and Clay can't sprint that fucking fast.

HEEEEEEEEEE! OMG, I need to go see Losers a second time this weekend so I can try to write a little something. I just can't do it off of one viewing.

[storm-petrel.livejournal.com]

I am so charmed by this, it's not even funny :D

[shakespearsgrl2.livejournal.com]

You just made my horrible day five thousand times brighter. :D

Sweet, sweet crack.

[e-goddess.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but my favorite line is, "What the actual fuck, man."

This made me laugh at loud at work. Not that I was reading fic at work, because I wouldn't do that.

I'm going to have to do a big rec post of your stuff sooner or later over at losers_fic, because I'd hate for people to miss out on the awesomeness that is stories like this.

[silentflux]

lol - just what I needed today :D

[spae.livejournal.com]

You make me want to see this film so much ... *waits for end of the month*

[audient.livejournal.com]

fkljg;s;sk;lfgjdsj oh♥♥♥ that's it, i'm stalking you.

[paleogymnast.livejournal.com]

Awwwww............ Oh that is soooooo cute!! Mraow indeed!! :D

[niccy07.livejournal.com]

I watched some of the movie. The image is hilarious! Seriously, yous make the losers more fun the the canon!

[monjinator.livejournal.com]

oh my god, Losers animal transformation crack fic....totally made my night! So adorable. :D

[lucdarling.livejournal.com]

I completely lost it at Clay decides that he isn't going to bring up the fact that Jensen's naked junk is on Cougar's neck, because Cougar can kill people from about a mile away and Clay can't sprint that fucking fast. thank god I wasn't drinking anything.

you've just started my day off fantastically! :D

[havenward.livejournal.com]

This? Is amazing. Just... amazing. I needed that laugh. :D

[nelle816.livejournal.com]

I followed some other fic over here from somewhere I can't even remember, but This?! Kitten!Jensen!?

This is just so funny, cute, and freaking adorable, I think its rotting my brain! Thanks!

And yes i know I have a different jensen in my icon, but I am a bad fangirl and have no Losers icons yet.... YET!

[rock-chick-333.livejournal.com]

Cougar can kill people from about a mile away and Clay can't sprint that fucking fast.

EEEEEEEEEEEE Love that line!! You got laconic!Clay spot on!

The Losers just opened in the UK and I just got back from it (LOVED IT OF COURSE) so now I can read your fics, hurray! Think I might be going with Clay/Cougar for my OTP, though.

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

"Clay decides that he isn't going to bring up the fact that Jensen's naked junk is on Cougar's neck, because Cougar can kill people from about a mile away and Clay can't sprint that fucking fast."

PRICELESS.

Talkative kitty Jensen is such an adorable image!

[aidanirl.livejournal.com]

serious ROLF here)))