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Laughing Lady ([personal profile] nilchance) wrote2008-02-14 07:37 pm

Begging the fen

Y'know, lack of practical experience makes writing a blowjob a real bitch.

Give me blowjob recs! The dirtier, the better. And anything else you think I'd find useful: webpages, porn, embarrassing personal anecdotes, descriptions of what precome actually tastes like...

Help your neighborhood lesbian.

[identity profile] strippedpink.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
HEE. This is so ironic, considering what I was JUST DOING.

[identity profile] deathangelgw.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers at the request* oh man. to hear this from you....

http://www.squidge.org/~minotaur/classic/oral.html

[identity profile] rivers-bend.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I KNOW! I can't believe I'm gonna admit this, but I have actually practiced on my dildo, for the express purpose of fic writing

let's see... do you know about Minotaur's sex tips for slash writers (http://www.squidge.org/~minotaur/classic/oral.html)? That's universally useful, though not so much with telling you what pre-come tastes like. *shudders*

and here is the fellatio tag (http://community.livejournal.com/writing_sex/tag/fellatio) at [livejournal.com profile] writing_sex.

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[personal profile] tabaqui 2008-02-15 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Precome = salty and savory together, and actually quite nice. Rather like a woman who's wet but hasn't come yet tastes. Much better than actual come, which has a bit too much of a mucus quality to be terribly attractive.

Oh and - diet/smoking/health/etc. *does* affect the taste, but you'd have too look to others on your flist to get the nitty-gritty on that.
:)
Edited 2008-02-15 01:02 (UTC)

my allergies have acquainted me with this taste all too well!

[identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
You have just killed any faint desire I might have mustered to try doing this myself.

*Mucus* quality...? *gags*
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Re: my allergies have acquainted me with this taste all too well!

[personal profile] tabaqui 2008-02-15 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you know. The texture's not great. Heh. I don't make a habit of it, myself.

Anonymous, just 'cause I don't like my personal business being associated with me =P

(Anonymous) 2008-02-15 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can tell you this much: Sucking on just the head drives a guy crazy. From what I can tell, anyway. I've only had one, er, research subject. =P

Re: Anonymous, just 'cause I don't like my personal business being associated with me =P

[identity profile] bkm5191.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, I'll back this up :)

[identity profile] bkm5191.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
man I guess everyone will tell you to go to minataur but I don't like him.

right, personally i don't think it has al that much flavor, and it depends on the dude, but a bit bitter, a teensy bit salty (but my overwhelming thought is never 'mmm chips', so yeah I have no idea where the salty thing really comes from) and people never write about sore jaws but seriously i don't know how in fic people can always suck for hours. umm no, Also on the wrong angle you will drool like crazy, which if you like that kind of thing is kind of awesome.

umm people don't seem to like teeth as much as they do in fic and lots of guys are a bit ticklish about having their balls grabbed, be aware :)

http://www.richards-realm.com/movpages/?page=BlowJobs

a lot of porn is just to much 'take it bitch' for me, but theses are all movies, so there should be some good stuff. (for educational purposes) Personally it's a different things I go to from here, so I can't vouch for the quality of this page, but the one I go has some really great movies.

[identity profile] frightened.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
and people never write about sore jaws but seriously i don't know how in fic people can always suck for hours. umm no

Haha, seconded. (Ah, the bad old bisexual days.)

Another fic cliche that just doesn't work for me... people going back for more after the recipient's come once. Fresh is okay, but give it a few minutes and that stuff is nasty.
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[personal profile] brynwulf 2008-02-15 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is this where I admit that I love giving blow jobs so much I could almost come from doing it?

A tiny little bit of teeth goes a long way, but it drives 'em wild. Just a light scrape. It seems the two extreme ends are the most sensitive. The head, which someone has mentioned above, and taking it all the way down to till the hairs tickle your nose.

Also, lightly scratching the balls with your nails while doing it seems to be a favorite.

Anything else you want to know? *G*
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[personal profile] brynwulf 2008-02-15 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
OH, and I don't know if everyone else gets this, but the next day? I have these "ridges" bitten into the inside of my lips where I've covered my teeth.

As for taste, it really varies GREATLY (I've found). You can pretty much make up a taste and someone will have experienced that. LOL

Okay, That's enough TMI for tonight.
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[personal profile] montanaharper 2008-02-15 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I have these "ridges" bitten into the inside of my lips where I've covered my teeth.

Hee! See my comment below, which I was composing while you were commenting, apparently.
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[personal profile] montanaharper 2008-02-15 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
True story: It's possible to give yourself a hickey at the back of your throat if you suck too hard. Not, you know, that I know from personal experience or anything. *koff*

I'm one of those people who think come tastes foul. Precome isn't as bad, if only because there's not very much of it (with most guys) and it's easily diluted by saliva, but the flavor is essentially the same. Salty and bitter, with this almost metallic-y aftertaste that lingers in the back of the throat and makes me gag. And while diet, etc., make minor changes in the taste, that aftertaste is always there, in my experience.

Further in the TMI vein, I've never really gotten what people are on about when it comes to the whole "cover your teeth with your lips" thing. I've never had a guy complain about my teeth, and I don't think I've ever (accidentally, at least *koff*) scraped anyone with them. And some of the penises I've encountered have been of the jawbreaker variety, so it's not even just that I have a big mouth and have only blown guys with little dicks. *g*

hmmm, a blowjob tip...

(Anonymous) 2008-02-15 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
If the guy hasn't taken a shower within the last few hours... it's kinda stale and really strong tasting at first. Swiping the underside of your tongue of the head washes it a bit and you can't taste anything with the underside of your tongue.

What else... the side of thumb at the very tip worked well the last time I tried it... so long as the fingernail is cut blunt.
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[identity profile] phantomas.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I adore giving blowjobs *G*
(an ex boyfriend actually called me a goddess, LOL *preens*)

Okay, smell and taste first. Unless the guy has just had a shower, they do taste and smell what is politely called 'musky'. In some guys it's stronger, in some very mild. The taste and smell of flesh that's very warm, and willing. It's just good, and not that different from our female taste/smell (what? I have tasted myself ;)

Every guy is different, just like we are. What I found out is that tongue action on the head and the slit is usually very much appreciated, little flicks and proper lapping. Pressure between tongue (below) and the roof of the mouth (above) and suckling/swallowing motion elicits enthusiastic grunts.

Taking it deep as much as possible AND swallowing/sucking is very welcome too *G* some guys really like having their balls held or tickled underneath from back to front, but some don't. All the guys I knew loved having their balls licked.

The jaw can really hurt after a while, by the way, and so the hand/forearm muscles if one helping oneself with hand action (mouth on the head, hand on the shaft). There is quite a lot of drool/spit involved, and breathing through the nose and sudden gagging, too.

Anything else, ask away :D

[identity profile] aynslee.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
IMO, the cleaner the better. Right after a shower is very pleasant, after a long day, not as much. And it seems that the whole "sucking/hoover" thing drives men wild. You actually suck your cheeks in, hollowing them out. Hee. Good luck!
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[identity profile] spinfrog.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha! Funny you should mention the teeth. the very first bj I'd given, I saw him two days later and his thing had these weird dark spots all over, and I'm like "what's this, are you OK?" and he says "that's from YOUR TEETH"!!!! :)

Also, not only does come taste kinda gross, the TEXTURE is also rather ..unpleasant. And as it cools RAPIDLY it's texture becomes slimy and truly gag-worthy disgusting. just thought I'd get that off my chest.

[identity profile] atypia.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I agree. Eating cold cum is the grossest thing. When it's warm though, it's allll gooooood.

(Anonymous) 2008-02-15 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
There seems to be variation in preference of how wet a bj is. From the standpoint of the giver of bj, wetter is easier. I usually start off by either licking all over or licking my hand... and deepthroating is kind of messy too, in terms of, you know, drool and tears and snot and precome getting all over the face of the person giving the bj... but, apparently, some receivers of bjs find extra saliva unwelcome, I've heard :PP

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[personal profile] poisontaster 2008-02-15 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE blow jobs. Right up there with [livejournal.com profile] brynwulf on that. For serious. I have a post to that effect, of how much I DEEPLY miss blow jobs. OMG.

According to The Roommate, the shaft doesn't have THAT much sensation, so yes, it's largely about the slit and head, and then down at the base. I've had guys that like having their balls touched/played with/held and guys that REALLY REALLY didn't.

Depending on the size, deep throating is a LOT harder than fic makes it sound. However, a hand and mouth combo seems to work just as well if one pays proper attention to the head. And slit. God, do I love that little slit. Is that wrong? *sighs*

I've never worried a whole lot about covering my teeth and I've never scraped someone the wrong way with my teeth either. Most guys I've been with like a little teeth action or a really firm lip, especially on the underside of the head where all the GOOD nerves are.

I like the taste of come. Well. Unless he's had beer, which seems to make it taste AWFUL. >.< The best I can come when trying to describe it to someone is that it's a little like buttermilk. It's kind of thick and a little salty, but not excessively, and kind of sour. Pre-come is much thinner, a little sweeter but about the same level of salty, if that makes sense.

I can generally deepthroat, but I don't have a big mouth (SHUT UP, J), so my jaw generally aches (in a good way, rawr). And at some point, they WILL grab your head. Sometimes just to hold you there or pet you, sometimes to try and direct the flow, but I don't think I've ever had a single dude who didn't grab my head.

God I miss blow jobs. Did I say that already? Because I do. *sighs*

[identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
This ficlet is the most descriptive of what it's like that I've personally found: http://halfshellvenus.livejournal.com/177691.html

Most fics talk about it being good, but don't describe the sensations, or anything much more than "salty" or "ropes of cum.

[identity profile] softbluebuddy.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for that link. I was just cruising through all the comments to see what the concensus was. It was a nice little fic. Hope you don't mind me following your link since it wasn't me who asked the question in the first place.

[identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mind at all-I'm happy to share links at any time. She's a good writer & it's always nice to rec fics to people who haven't read them yet and spread the love 'round.



Pesti
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2008-02-15 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh and...i have a gag reflex that makes tooth brushing an adventure. In other words - deep throat? Fucking never. Ever.

[identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
It can also make you feel powerful giving one, knowing your mouth is getting them off, your lips and tongue making them beg.

[identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I can see how that would be so...it seems like it could be a more direct and personal way to give them pleasure, to have power over them, than intercourse. *muses*

(Anonymous) 2008-02-15 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I confess, I really don't enjoy giving blow jobs. I mean, I will, because the recipient generally enjoys them a great deal (*g*), but it's by no means my favorite thing. (Honestly, my hand jobs are better. Penes are fun to play with!)

I have TMJ, so the whole extended-suck thing is difficult for me, especially with bigger guys. The first guy I went down on, I remember being like, "OMG, will you just please come already!" The last guy I was with preferred my hands, which was fine with me, because I could sit there and play with him and watch the expressions on his face—ahem. ANYWAY. I think, actually, that's what I dislike about blow jobs the most—that I can't *see* anything.

Probably not that helpful, sorry. I'll second that the head is the most sensitive part, and in my experience, fingers or tongue over the glans are rarely unappreciated. :)

[identity profile] atypia.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
It can be different if the guy has a foreskin or not - what sort of experience are you looking for?

[identity profile] morgandawn.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
most of this has been covered.....

the psychological power of giving someone an orgasm this way is amazing.
the tip and slit are the most sensitive for some men - so hoovering often is not as important as the move of lips and tong and throat against those areas.
some men like teeth (a little) and or ball touching/tugging/licking - others abhor it.
the taste of pre-come can be pleasant - salty and sharp.
I have never been able to successfully swallow - come (to me) has a mucous like quality that triggers my gag reflex. but you can still give an amazing blow-job without swallowing. and by shifting from mouth to hand you can do really....cruel.... and orgasmic things to your partner as you continue to stimulate him past ejaculation. do not be surprised if there is screaming at this point. ;-)

and last, my first boyfriend was stunned how I went from a total virgin to giving great head in a single session. I think he was suspicions but honestly even if you've never done it before all you need to do is to pay attention to your partner's responses.

[identity profile] frightened.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Is there a condom? Non-spermicide ones taste kinda neutral, but the texture's a bit odd. They make your lips feel greasy. It's kind of slippery and powdery at the same time.

COMPLETELY off topic

[identity profile] ladykatiewench.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
But I wanted to share...

There is someone on my flist who suffers from fibromyalgia and SLE, and she started a group that it's purpose is to share health information. I don't know if you are interested, but I figured I'd let you know!!

[livejournal.com profile] sharing_health

[identity profile] tobiasnevermore.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Redy and willing test subject available here! Nothing like honing one's skills with the real thing. Of course this it is all in the name of good research for writing your Fic, not that I would enjoy it or anything like that!!! *GRIN*

[identity profile] azraelz-angel.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Erm...I am in the 'hating giving blowjobs' camp. Seriously. I don't thing it is fun. Maybe it's because I have very limited sexual experiences and never had a serious relationship where it was with someone I truly cared for rather than just fooling around.

I have a horrid gag reflex. It's gotten better over the years - I no longer try to vomit all over the dentist anymore and I can brush/floss my back teeth BUT blowjobs make me cry. Seriously. Tears will be steadily running down my face. And its bad enough I'm on my knees in front of a guy and to add tears to it just drives me batshit crazy. I may have issues. Maybe.

I think the best anslogy I have ever heard that come tastes like is the taste you get when licking envelopes. It's not that taste all the time, but maybe because I have that thought in my head that I've had it taste like that before.

Others have better advice, but that is just my own two cents.

[identity profile] 1more-sickpuppy.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm with you, except for the envelope part - I'd rather lick that any day. But I need to be in a generous mood to consider blowing someone, and it won't be the first thing I do either. Gagging and squirting tears, nose running, horrid taste. I just won't do it unless I'm on top. But as you said, maybe if I really liked the guy and we didn't have issues between us, it would be different.
Though I still do try to puke when they put in the X-ray plates at the dentist's, and I gag if I brush my tongue with a toothbrush etc.

[identity profile] azraelz-angel.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I do gag if I brush too far back on my tongue - though it isn't nearly as bad and hard as it use to be.

And I was very proud of my gag reflex because I was able to have the xray plates put in my mouth the other day. I did gag a little but at least they were able to be put in there and xrays taken!

And yes, envelopes are always more tasty, and much easier.

[identity profile] 1more-sickpuppy.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
The really good thing is, if a guy ever pesters you about not giving enough head, or not putting out for buttsex as often as they'd like, all you have to do is say, "you try it yourself, and then you can talk". That shuts them up just fine... ;)

[identity profile] halfshellvenus.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I like your attitude very much. ;)

This is why the m/m slash is good-- guys have to be prepared to deal with what they dish out, after all.

[identity profile] sleeping-dragon.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Angela Knight's Master of series of books (MAster of Wolves, Master of Swords, etc) have some of the hottest, nastiest sex scenes ever. Happy to lend them to you.

[identity profile] 1more-sickpuppy.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, so here's my life's blowjob history:
I've actually only ever blown one guy, a few times. First time was the best for both of us, because I was inspired, curious, slightly drunk and knew the theory. So it's not all experience, it matters if you enjoy it yourself. A tongue piercing is higly appreciated. Come? Tastes vile. I hate bitter tastes, and I demand that the guy is clean before I do it, under the foreskin etc. I don't much like other people's germs, loose hairs, skin flakes, bodily secretions or even breath, and I have a crazily irritable gag reflex so all in all blowjobs aren't on the top of my list. I need to feel generous to do it. And, the way that guy was, I refused to do it from any other position than on top because I felt like he was acting out a porn fantasy. Also, he was both long and thick and I wanted to be in control. But main memory is, it tastes like crap. Cheers!

[identity profile] halfshellvenus.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone mentioned that my story had been recc'd (thanks, Pesti!), so I came over here to see what the discussion was all about. :)

That story really illustrates the powers of imagination, because I don't "love" giving head. Some of it is very sensual, but it's not even a turn-on for me. I envy those above who really seem to find it arousing-- though I'll say I've met several men who feel the same way about cunnilingus. It's a total experience for them.

So, to the details, I've only had the one partner, and the precum is actually sweet/sour in my experience. Like the sauce for dipping wonton in, even. The semen, though, does not taste good to me, and the texture is horrible-- thank goodness a quirk of anatomy prevents me from having to swallow. But since I only write slash, and since guys share the same equipment... I figure they've got to be prepared to deal with the aftermath, since they expect everyone else to fall all over it. You know? It's only fair. ;) So I write that from the more idealistic perspective than from my own actual feelings about it.

Which might be quite helpful to you indeed. Imagination turned the way you want it is a wonderful thing.

Good luck!

(Anonymous) 2008-02-16 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
hiya, never commented on LJ before, but felt compelled to say that if you let the guy come as far into your mouth as possible while still being comfortable (a good guy will warn you just before he comes, and then you can slip you mouth a little further down the shaft), then the come goes into the back of your mouth and avoids the taste buds, making the taste less noticable. Hope this helps!

[identity profile] crazy-gingercat.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I have a few recs here.

The first one is Harry/Draco (I hope that's okay). I would just post the the whole scene as an excerpt, but it's pretty long. Here's a sample:

"“Press just the tip of your tongue into the slit,” Malfoy said. Harry bit his lip, and Malfoy said, “He likes that. Do it harder.” Colby did, and Harry clenched the sofa even more tightly. “Take it in your mouth again.” The wet heat of Colby's mouth was amazing after all of the licking, and Harry had to concentrate not to moan. “Take him in, slowly.” Colby's lips slid down his shaft, and Harry felt him shift his position on the floor. His lips slid down further, until Harry could feel the back of Colby's throat. This had to be one of the best blow jobs he'd ever had."

Left My Heart Chapter 6 (http://www.queerasjedi.net/emma/fic/viewstory.php?sid=63&warning=1) The good part is about 3/4ths of the way down. Just search for "blowjob".

The next one is Sam/Dean with pretty hardcore facefucking. It's part two of Poisontaster's Sex Pollen 'verse. You've probably read it, but what the heck.

Owning (http://www.sinful-desire.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=251&chapter=1)

This chapter of Something So Right (http://www.legalladies.net/JustforFun/ssr/uniform.html) also has several good blowjob scenes. They aren't quite as detailed as the ones in the other fics, but the porn is so hot that I can't resist reccing it. Oh yeah, and it's Lance/Jesse/Nick/JC bandom.

And lastly, something that I found a while back and saved. Stupidly, I did not save the link as well. Hope you like.

How to Eat a Popsicle--by Rachel

Take the popsicle out of the freezer, but don't unwrap it yet. Let it
sit on the counter for a bit until it's developed a fine sweat. Let
the anticipation build.

When you're good and ready, sit down and take the popsicle in your
hand. Giving it your full attention, slowly peel back the wrapper to
expose what lies inside. Grasp it by the stick. Bring it towards your
mouth, but don't let it touch your lips yet. Warm it with your breath,
first the tip, then the whole length. Watch it change colour as it's
caressed by your hot breath.

Ever so gently, touch your tongue to the very tip of the popsicle.
Don't pull away immediately; savour the first moment of contact. Take
tiny delicate licks down the whole length, using just the tip of your
tongue

After you've covered the whole surface with dainty caressing strokes,
use the flat of your tongue to lick the whole popsicle from the base
to the very tip. Two long swipes up the popsicle, then, abruptly,
engulf the whole thing in your mouth. Close your lips around the very
base of the popsicle and squeeze them tight. Let your tongue rest
along the length of the popsicle. The tip may be pressing
uncomfortably against the back of your throat, but you'll find that
with a bit of practice you can open your throat enough to accommodate
the whole popsicle.

Slowly withdraw the popsicle from your mouth, squeezing and releasing
with your lips every half-inch along the way. Once the popsicle is all
the way out of your mouth, hold it at a distance just for a moment to
admire your handiwork: there's nothing more beautiful than its
glistening sheen.

Don't put the whole thing in your mouth again, yet. Instead, hold the
popsicle across your mouth and apply your lips to the side. Suck
gently but firmly on the side of the Popsicle. Move down towards the
base of the popsicle and repeat. When you get to the bottom, switch
sides and start moving up.

By this time the popsicle will probably feel like it's about to fall
apart. Now's your chance to enjoy the fruit of your labours. Once
more, take the whole thing in your mouth, but this time let your
tongue begin to coax forth the sweet, cold juices. Allow them to run
to the back of your mouth and down your throat--delicious! As the
popsicle begins to dissolve in your mouth, savor the feeling of
fullness, before licking the stick clean.

Next time: How to eat a popsicle for an audience. Part 1: sound
effects. Part 2: maintaining eye contact while suppressing the gag
reflex.



[identity profile] elmathelas.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I always found that come tasted like post-nasal drip. Never noticed an aftertaste. The taste was deffinitely better if my boyfriend had been eating a lot of celery and pineapple in the days beforehand, worse if he'd been neglecting fruits and veggies altogether in favor of MEAT MEAT MEAT.

True story-- too much purple kool-aid will turn come purple. Or maybe the dye just coats the inside of the penis and it picks it up on the way out.

One thing that hasn't been mentioned here is that giving a blow-job can be oddly comforting. Maybe because I do have something of an oral fixation, but having a clean, warm dick in my mouth while cuddling up to my guy's thighs, resting my head on his stomach so I was facing his feet, was really cozy and relaxing even while I was "working" on getting him off.

If you scrub your hands under hot water, really scrub them, and then smell the skin, that's what my ex's penis smelled like most of the time. When you think about it the penis is pretty clean, in a lot of cases, being showered in the morning and then hidden inside clothes most of the day. Sweat from the balls and the thighs can be pretty pungent but overall I usually found that the skin on the actual penis was clean, soft, and smooth.