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OMG! I never knew! And I didn't need to be buying batteries for all that time!

That makes me want to cry. I LOVE potatoes. Potato anything is good in my book. It's not dinner until there are potatoes involved. :((

I'm right with you, there! *weeps copiously*

I'm going to use 'scienterrific' as much as possible.

and according to CSI they're the poor man's silencer. So not only are they deadly projectiles, but they can make sure you never hear it coming. :P

*dies of hysterical laughter* I just loved your comment.

*bows*

Hee!

;)

If it’s genuine potato vodka, dispose of it and call your doctor.

How about you just send it on my way? I'll be happy to take it off your hands...

... what?

I just rinse 'em off and eat 'em like apples. NOM NOM NOM

I like raw potatoes, too...I read somewhere that you can get thrush from them. *is worried*

I haven't yet and I've been doing it since I was about six, so I don't know. I'm either really really lucky, or that's a low probability.

Ew, thrush. *wrinkles nose*

I heard they were behind the North American Union as well.

personally the "thinspeak' in the url is what does it for me. *eats a crisp*

I didn't get that is satirical until like a paragraph in and was freaking out that someone could be that stupid....my roommate thinks I'm wired now cause I actually yelled 'thank god, it's a satire.'

Now as I can see I'm doomedl... but at least I'll go out laughing.
BTW

splendidsilence says thank you, I read her the article her to cheer her up; she's sick from eating potato chips no doubt :)

Ok, that is a joke, right?
I mean, seriously. That's a joke.

I'd slap you to help you break out of hysteria, if I didn't think it was the only appropriate response... coming from an old potato-country, myself, and all.

Ah, should probably have read the whole thing before I commented... *relieved*
It's just, over here we expect pretty much anything from the Yanks, we're simply prejudiced that way. I love the whole "putting explosives in your kids' mouths because of potatoes exploding in microwaves" thingy, hahaha.

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