Just call me Spamalot

[nilchance]

So there are these rumors going around that Jeff is tomcatting his way through Vancouver. And it's making me want things. More JDM/OFC smut, sure, but... I want a story. I want Jeff trying to get Jensen laid, in that big rough buddy way. Coming to see them still smelling like pussy, his fingers still damp from it, his hair rumpled from their hands. Grinning that filthy grin, like he knows Jensen is picturing it. I want him and Jensen sharing a girl from some bar, Jeff ordering them both around, holding her on his lap while she devours Jensen. Jeff dragging Jensen into a string of completely debauched nights full of pot and tequila and girls and, Jensen thinks, maybe a few guys. Before Jeff, y'know, bends Jensen over on somebody else's couch and fucks him blind.

*beam*

Service me?

Comments

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Damn it woman, what are you doing to me???

*needs to read that immediately*

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Right? I mean, nnngh. Debauched Jeff.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

Wow. Now that you say that, I need fic like that too. Love the thought of Jeff getting Jensen laid and staying to watch and Jensen being turned on by it and not guessing that was ever his thing but there's something about Jeff.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Jeff, like, sitting in the corner of the hotel room in a chair, smoking, watching Jensen get a blowjob and just smoldering. Jensen coming so hard and so loud he's shocked stupid by it.

[embroiderama]

*explodes of hot* Holy shit, the thing you just did to my brain is possibly not legal in this state!

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Hee hee!

And Jeff shotgunning pot into Jensen's mouth. All, "this is better," and cupping the back of Jensen's neck, shifting him, giving him more and more until he's boneless and dizzy.

[janissa11.livejournal.com]

I would pretty much MAIM someone to get my claws hands on a story like that. Or storIES. ::wipes chin:: GUHHHH.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Jeff leading Jensen down the path to debauchery = WIN. And Jeff just meant to get him to relax a little, unbend while Jared's doing his strike hiatus thing, but it turns out that he likes to see Jensen come undone.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Because Jensen's so damn responsive, so wanton, underneath that shyness...and Jeff's tapping into depths of possessiveness he never knew he had. *beams back, hopefully*

[gretazreta.livejournal.com]

Whoaaaa.
Okay, yes.
I think so.
I think so, a LOT.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

I mean, obviously it must be done. *nodnod*

[gretazreta.livejournal.com]

I vote for YOU. *nodnoddoublenod*

[thevulgarvirgin.livejournal.com]

That sounds utterly delicious :D

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Yes! And Jensen with Jeff draped all over him, like, everywhere they go. Putting a hand on his back, nuzzling his shoulder while Jeff's snickering madly, touching him a little too long while they share bottles of whiskey...

[vinylroad.livejournal.com]

Oh. Yes.

I was so desperate for some JDM fic last night that I wrote JDM/Jensen/Alona IM porn with a dom-y JDM.

God, if someone were to wrte some good JDM/OFC, it would be the best Christmas present, homg.

(Mmm, why is the idea of JDM tomcatting so hot? Normally that makes me go "eeeww", but there's something about bedding women that just make me totally melt).

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

Two things...

FIRST...OMG. My brain is that puddle there in the corner, my ovaries have exploded, and..GUH. Jeff in a room, sitting in the dark, watching Jensen fucking a girl, telling Jen what to do, when to come...*explodes*

Second...where are these rumours??? I wanna know!! *G*

And third. You're pervy. I like it ;)

[meredevachon]

You know... it sounds like you've already put a lot of thought into this, like half the work's already done. And I can't think of many people I'd rather see write Jeff corrupting Jensen than you. ;)

[plutogirl10.livejournal.com]

I want him and Jensen sharing a girl from some bar, Jeff ordering them both around, holding her on his lap while she devours Jensen.

Oh good lord, that is one TASTY sentence.

[sorchar.livejournal.com]

My uterus just exploded. Damn, woman.

[azephirin.livejournal.com]

So there are these rumors going around that Jeff is tomcatting his way through Vancouver. And it's making me want things.

I don't know about anyone else, but it's making me want to take a trip to Vancouver. :P

[ixchel55.livejournal.com]

Oh holy shit! And we can expect to see this when? Yeah, I'm looking at you nilchance. You started this. You've whipped us all up to a frothy, 'spoldey, slippery mess. Pony up the porn woman, or be considered an incredible tease!

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

Oh HELL. That's so far beyond hot. Jesus.

Where are these reports? Oh, I need to knooow.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Okay, can I just say your icon makes me keysmash? Hnnnngh.

[without-me.livejournal.com]

So there are these rumors going around that Jeff is tomcatting his way through Vancouver. And it's making me want things.

Makes me want to be in Vancouver, is what it makes me want. (I really need a JDM icon, one of these days.)

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

*gimmie hands!!!!!!!!!!*

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

Oh, you would like it.

*eyes you suspiciously*

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, I really would.

*nods, wide-eyed and in deadly earnest*

[thandie.livejournal.com]

GOD.
Please could you use this idea for the following post?! If I have to I'll go in there and post anonimously and then I'll erase all my traces, because DUDE, the world needs a fic like that!