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Laughing Lady ([personal profile] nilchance) wrote2007-09-21 10:26 am

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I have issues. And I have neeeeeeds.



I was actually pumped to hear the S3 spoilers about the boys meeting up with two new female characters, because, hi! Femslash for the show! More het! There is no downside here. I was even, more the fool me, kinda hoping that the female hunter character might have visible strength. I'm not asking for a weightlifter here, but maybe the physique of a runner or a swimmer. I was even thinking that maybe Kripke and co might take the opportunity to incorporate more people of color into the show. (And yeah, I know that SPN is actually more diverse than most of TV.)

Yeah, um, not so much. And I understand, it's TV, they're playing to Peoria, whatever. We're in a country where America Ferrera and Sara Ramirez are considered fat. It's a TV culture where the average-looking guy is always special and gets the hot girl, and the reverse (like Ugly Betty) is revolutionary. That's how we roll.

But y'know what? I'm still cranky. I want to see more characters like Lenore or Ellen. I want to see a female hunter who looks like she could fuck your shit up and then go eat some pie. I want to see Sarah Connor doing pullups on her bed. I want belly-padding and wide hips and full cheeks and big butts, more cushion for the pushin', women built for comfort and not for speed.

I want OFC fic! Smut with Dean with curved women whose bellies and thighs are soft enough to cushion his head, who get doublechins when they giggle and who don't fuck around with salad. A big, bold Earth Mama who wears bright colors and probably has to stand on an applebox to make out with either of them, but who won't take any shit. A Rubenesque lush lady who wears red lipstick and high heels and has awesome cleavage, and who struts over and buys Sam tequila. Mmmmm.

[identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com 2007-09-21 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You want Queen Latifah as a hunter. Or Angela Bassett. Or both!

Speaking as a "Rubenesque" woman myself, I enthusiastically agree.



Pesti

[identity profile] nilchance.livejournal.com 2007-09-21 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that is EXACTLY what I want. Queen Latifah with her gorgeous, gorgeous body and a shotgun. You know she could whoop somebody's ass and make them cry, then grab Dean by the beltloops. Nnngh.

Angela Bassett. Dude. I am still SO bitter over Alias having her as the CIA director and never letting her even pull a gun. That woman is fierce, ripped and stunning.

oh, yeah!

[identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com 2007-09-21 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you ever see Queen Latifah in 'Chicago'? She played Mama and had a hot music number where she got to flaunt it in a low-cut gold dress. I think some folks were startled that she was actually very sexy-she knows how to present herself. Hell, yeah-she'd know what to do with Dean and something tells me Dean would enjoy the hell out of it. *grins*

I think I have a bit of a girl crush on Angela. I loved her in 'Strange Days' and that science fiction movie she did with James Spader, can't recall the title at the moment. Did you know she wanted to play Storm in 'X-Men'? I *wish* she'd gotten the part; she's a much better actress than the wooden Halle Berry and better-looking, besides. "Fierce, ripped and stunning", indeed.



Pesti

Re: oh, yeah!

[identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com 2007-09-22 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I love that movie too. And then her and James Spader have hot sex in a her room! Score! She's very hot. I loved her arms in "What's love got to do with it."

Man, she'd climb on Dean and make him scream her name.