The Pervocracy ([syndicated profile] pervocracy_feed) wrote2025-06-06 08:25 am

The Last Mountain.

Posted by Cliff Pervocracy

[Content notes: Apocalypse, pet death, people death, drugs]


It was April, and the world was ending. Pierce, Astin, and Darley stood on the deck of the Sir Edmund, watching the lights of New York slip away. The lights glittered as they always had. Even a mile away, all looked well. The spire atop the Empire State building burned purple into the sky. Headlights flitted over the bridges and down the canyons between skyscrapers.

Pierce said goodbye to the city, quietly. It had been his home for the last six months, after Texas started to succumb to the instability. He didn’t know if anyone he’d left behind was dead. They were lost to him, at any rate. Maybe his parents had made it up to Seattle or Minneapolis. Maybe his sister had been caught in one of the earthquakes. Maybe his friends didn’t get out before the roads cracked, and were making their way north on foot, plunging unprepared into the desert with only the hope of staying ahead of the crumbling edge of the Earth. It was all a lot of maybe.

Astin finished a cigarette, then started another. There were only so many cigarettes left in the world now. Each one he smoked was one fewer. Astin had the better part of a carton squirreled away on the ship, and by that count there were one hundred and twenty-four cigarettes left in his world. One hundred and twenty-three soon. Astin’s wife had begged him to quit smoking.

Darley looked to the north. There was a twinkle in the sky, a new star, over the North Pole. That was where they were headed. Darley had been there—well, everyone had been there—the last time a new star had appeared in the sky. They knew what it was, of course. The thing about astronomy is that it’s pure math, everything known; give an astronomer an orbital trajectory and they can tell you where a chunk of rock will be at 3pm on October 9th eight million years from now. So Darley and her colleagues had known from the first sighting what would happen. It was all waiting after that.

She had waited, and tried to shield herself from the panic as best she could, as the new star grew larger in the sky every night. As the news started to understand. Darley hadn’t gone out much during that time. You could still buy things then, so she’d made her apartment into a little nest. Big, soft, pale gray comforters. Hanging pots with trailing vines. Twinkling LEDs on a string. She’d learned to cook new recipes and she’d talked cheery nonsense to her cat. And she’d hoped the cat—Mr. Miffles, gray and stocky and always trying to chew the vines—would die of natural causes before the time came that she had to make a decision.

Mr. Miffles, that goddamn bastard cat, was thirteen years old and still fat and perfectly healthy when the new star became a new sun. It didn’t happen quickly. As if to add insult to injury, the new sun hung in the sky for days, weeks. People had to commute to work under it. Darley, for her part, calculated the rising and setting of the new sun, the nights that were scorched with light and the days when the sun rose twice.

The sun became a star again, receding into the blackness beyond, not to reappear for (by Darley’s reckoning) one billion, six thousand and twenty-nine years. But the damage was done. Days and nights became shorter, not by a lot, a few minutes. To an astronomer, someone who measures things to the nearest million lightyears, those few minutes were colossal. As perfectly as the gears of a watch, every movement inevitable, the Earth began to unravel at the Equator. Mountains became valleys, valleys became rifts, and month by month the rifts deepened and widened until they cracked and the two halves of the Earth spun free.

Darley had moved north by then, spreading a gray comforter on the back seats of her car so Mr. Miffles could sleep on the way up from Albuquerque to… to wherever was north. She had thoughts of trying to cross the Canadian border, getting up on Ellesmere Island somehow, surviving to the bitter end of the end. With every mile of Earth that crumbled behind her, the question whispered louder in her ear: “why do you want to survive to the end?”

And then, one night in a rat-bag motel in North Dakota, a particularly bad earthquake shook the fake-wood-paneled CRT television off a dresser and onto Mr. Miffles.

Darley lost a few days after that, and when Dean invited her onto the Sir Edmund, she figured she might as well as not. It was still science, of a sort.


Dean was belowdecks, missing out on the view, sorting and counting supplies. They had enough food and equipment, but it was all scavenged, cobbled together, and needed to be picked through. Dean had put the expedition together hastily, reaching out to a few old friends in the climbing world, getting answers back from even fewer. There was no reason for his plan, no fame in it. Except this: They would not cling to life; nor would they welcome death. In the face of certain oblivion they pursued what was still uncertain.

They were going to climb the mountain at the end of the Earth.


The Sir Edmund carved into the black sea, rounding Canada, staying far from land. In deep water a tsunami feels like nothing more than a bump. Onboard, the climbers spent their days with Dean, planning. They didn’t speak much to the crew of the ship. The crew seemed like ghosts, and Darley came to understand that they were; with no climb of their own, and no hope of return, they were empty inside. The captain spoke, and smiled sometimes, and looked right through walls.

Above a certain size, climbing a mountain is less an adventure, more a construction project. Base camps must be erected, then advanced base camps, then mountain camps, with trails decided and ropes hung between them. Acclimatizing to the thin air of Everest takes climbers weeks; on the Last Mountain the air would thin into vacuum. It was unlikely the climbers could make it much above thirty thousand feet, and even that would take a miracle.

Still they planned and plotted and pored over maps that Darley sketched of how the Last Mountain would grow and stretch over the coming weeks and months. They listed what they would carry in their backpacks and what they would leave in supply caches.

Darley slept well at night, for the first time in a long time. On the sea there were no earthquakes, and though the winds and currents pulled in strange directions the Sir Edmund was powerful enough to stay on her course. The engines rumbled, stars twinkled outside her window, and every night Darley dreamed of soft warm places.

And then there came a sunrise with no sunset, and the mountain grew in the sky. It was no longer a star but a streak of light, and then a tower, impossibly thin and stretching up into Heaven. In the midnight sun of the North Pole it glowed twenty-four hours a day. Its snowy flanks were broad and shallow, gradually curving upwards until at the center it became a fine spindle of rock. As the Earth had spun down the valleys of the Equator, it had spun up this mountain, and every second it was rising further.

The Sir Edmund navigated up an ice fjord, to get as close as she could to the Pole. Shattered walls of sea ice towered over her on both sides, calving icebergs the size of skyscrapers into the water. The Sir Edmund caught a few close calls, but made her way further inland, until she came to the place where rock met water, a frozen beach that seemed to go on forever. She beached herself, destroying her hull; no matter at this point. The instability was accelerating, and by the time the crew could have sailed back to New York, New York would be gone.

Dean and the climbers took a day to unload, and then bid the crew of the ship farewell. They left them with some food. Enough to get them to the end, if they wanted. The captain said goodbye to the climbers, or to something behind them.


They set out hauling sleds full of supplies up the slope. At the lower elevations, everything was rock covered with snow. Darley furtively looked around for some sign of life, some long-flying seabird that had managed to come up this far. There was nothing. Theirs were the only footprints in a circle of snow a hundred miles across.

A hundred miles across meant fifty miles to the peak, and when they had been in top condition they might have made it in three days, two without the sleds. It had been a hard year. They took the better part of a week.

There was no night in this place. The climbers rested when they were tired, and started hiking again when they woke. At least their equipment could stand up to the cold; though gathering food for the expedition had been a trial for Dean, high-end snowsuits and subzero sleeping bags were up for the looting.

Astin had gone through his last cigarette on the boat. Instead of being edgy, though, he seemed to gain a certain calm once they were out on the snow. He spoke little. Kept his eyes on the snow in front of his feet. He wasn’t sulking, Darley came to understand, he was experiencing. He was feeling what it was like to have arms and legs, to be cold and sore, to find strength in his muscles. He hadn’t gone dead; he was living in the next step.

Pierce, younger, had less peace. He wanted to talk, constantly, about everything, and Darley indulged him as much as she could. He asked her about astronomy, and Darley told him about the Pistol Star, a hypergiant three million times brighter than the Sun. She told him about the Boötes void, the great sphere in the universe where there are no stars. She told him about the galaxy filaments, the largest things that there are, structures woven from of superclusters of galaxies.

When Darley tired of talking to Pierce, he talked to her, not caring if she reacted or not. It was a stream of thoughts and opinions. The movies he liked to watch, the music he listened to, the girls he had dated. The business he was going to start. There was a broken-down old ambulance in his driveway in Texas that he was going to make into his dream RV, any one of these years now.

Dean walked at the back of the group, just keeping up. He would stay at base camp, coordinating operations and watching the climbers with a telescope. He’d caught a bad virus a few years back, lost some lung capacity, not to where he couldn’t hike, but climbing would be dicey. Also, he couldn’t hike. He tried to hide his gasping for breath, how often he needed a break. When he coughed himself ragged in his tent every night, he punctuated it with a mumbled “sorry!” and “excuse me!” as if every time was a surprise.


There was no moment that they knew they were at the true foot of the Last Mountain. The snow slope became steeper so slowly that it was hard to notice. The landscape was almost featureless, except for the bits of sea ice that had been lifted up with the rock. Darley imagined she might see a whale or a school of fish, marooned on the sudden upthrust, but every time she thought she did, she looked again and it was nothing but a jumble of ice.

Finally Dean just called it. “We’re building base camp here,” he told the group, and although here looked very much like there, they agreed. They set up a mess tent, sturdier than the little mountain tents they had slept in on the way, boiled snow for water, and had a proper hot meal indoors.

They’d dealt with the privations of the trail before. None of them were Everest climbers, but they weren’t novices. Pierce, wiry and nimble as a cat, had made a minor name for himself in bouldering and solo climbing. Astin was less graceful; small and hard and as implacable as a glacier grinding over rock, he had spent his twenties on long backpacking trips crisscrossing the Rockies. Darley had been out of the sport for a few years, as the demands of work had crept up on her, but still made it out to the climbing gym when she could. She was the tallest of the climbers, lanky as a deer, and she made up in reach what she lacked in power.

The last time all four of them had climbed together was years ago, in the crags over Donner Pass, the altitude cutting the summer heat thin. They’d spent two weeks camping rough, sleeping under the stars among the dusty brown rock and wind-bitten krummholz. The men’s beards grew long and their hair tangled, until it seemed like their faces were only eyes peeking through curly brown fuzzballs. Darley, fuzzy enough herself, laughed at them, as they passed a pipe around the fire and howled up at the Milky Way.

And then at the end, when it was time to return to their lives, she caught a van down into Reno and booked a room at a casino hotel. The room was a different world from the life of the mountains, all straight lines, soft fabrics, impossibly clean. Darley’s first shower in two weeks was a relief and a sorrow, the wildness swirling black and brown down the drain, perfect little soap bubbles chasing it down. The soap smelled like lemon and herbs.

On the Last Mountain, Darley sat on the floor of the tent and sipped hot broth from her little tin cup. Outside the tent, Astin had taken his shirt off and was basking in the sun. Though the Sir Edmund had battled strange and fierce winds on the way up, here at the North Pole the air was calm, and despite being freezing cold it had no bite to it. Pierce sat down next to Darley and started telling her about some girl he had taken on some hike somewhere—a total beginner nature walk, but get this, she didn’t know what a stinging nettle was and when she went to pee in the bushes she wiped herself with—and Darley smiled and nodded for him. Dean was setting up his telescope to scout the ridges and gullies of rock that lay ahead.


The next day they started climbing in earnest, sleds left behind, roped waist to waist to waist in case of crevasses. There were no glaciers here, but the rock could be treacherous in places, and a thin crust of snow might cover a bottomless chasm. Pierce led the three of them, probing the snow ahead with a long bamboo cane; Darley was in the middle, and Astin last.

As the slope steepened, there was less snow and more bare rock, and for a few hours the climbing was easier. At this point there was still no real technical aspect to it; it was just a long walk uphill. The air was starting to thin. Thin air isn’t something you can feel, not directly. You feel your lungs starting to ache. You feel your feet growing heavier. You realize it’s harder for your body to hold heat, and even when you’re warm in your snowsuit there’s a chill that won’t go away.

It was the air that stopped them, which they had expected. This wasn’t their big push, but an acclimatization hike. They’d set up an advance camp, spend a few nights teaching their bodies to make the most of the limited oxygen, then go down to base camp to recover and refill their supplies.

Even after hours of climbing, they had no appetites. Darley forced herself to at least drink water and have a few nibbles of trail mix, then sat outside the tents, looking downhill at the way they had come. The sky was gray and a light snow was falling, but the visibility was still good. She could see all the way out to the ocean, to the inlet where the Sir Edmund had come ashore. The distance was too great for her to make out the boat itself, to see if it was still there or if some ripple off the cataclysm had washed it away. Besides that there was little else. The world was a white circle in a blue infinity, broken up only by the ice that had been beached and the ice that floated free.

The next two days they spent at the camp, making little reconnaissance walks. Not that there was much to reconnoiter. The real work was being done by their bodies, speeding up their breathing, thickening their blood, preparing them for the heights above. It was tiring enough just existing up there.

Base camp was still far above sea level, but returning was a relief. They had left most of their gear at the advance camp, making the downhill hike easy work, though not without its hazards.

Pierce hadn’t slept well in the thin air, and he slipped on an icy slope, falling hard on his back, dragging the roped-together group downwards. Instantly, by instinct, Darley and Astin turned uphill, slamming their ice axes into the snow, digging their feet in. Self-arrest is one of the first skills a new mountaineer learns, and the training had been etched into them long ago. It worked; they only slid a few feet before friction caught them and they stopped, with Pierce still gasping at the end of the rope. “Shit, guys,” he said. “Shit, I’m sorry.”

Darley looked down, and saw a smear of blood on the slope. But Pierce was gathering himself, he just had a scrape on his lower leg where his snowsuit had rolled up a bit, he could keep walking. Astin offered to trade off the lead for a while, and Pierce shook his head. The group continued back down to base camp.

Dean had a pot of hot (if rehydrated) chili con carne waiting for them and it was the best thing they’d ever tasted. He wrapped Pierce’s leg wound and showed the group a map he’d drawn of the ridges above, a route that snaked up the mountain all the way to the central spire. From that point, if they could reach that point, there was no trail to follow.

The air was better here and they slept well, all together on the floor of the mess tent, sleeping bags piled on top of each other. The group had never singled Darley out for being the only woman, sexually or otherwise, and she joined the pile unselfconsciously. The warmth and weight of their bodies, the full stomachs, the light breeze ruffling the tent walls, and everything seemed all right.


Their next mission was to build a high camp. They spent the first day returning to their advance camp. Though Pierce had a slight limp, it was easier going than the first time up; the air seemed less painful, and they were able to eat a little more this time, sleep a little more. So the morning after that, they headed up to where life was painful again.

This time, they were carrying oxygen tanks, but they didn’t dare use them. Not yet. The tanks were only to cache at the high camp, for the real climb ahead. Each cylinder was good for twelve hours at the most, and they could only take as many as they could carry along with their tents and food and climbing gear. Even hauling bags on ropes behind them, that was only three apiece. Only enough to climb Everest.

The climbing was more technical now, though the too-regular shape of the mountain made it oddly monotonous, and the thin air made it slow. Pierce would climb up a pitch, clamber his way to a ledge, and fix the rope before the others followed him up. The climb was still not quite vertical, but it was steep enough now that they were on bare rock with only stray patches of snow. It was too cold for bare fingers, so they had to climb with gloves on, awkwardly. There were moments when Darley’s heart caught and she thought she would lose her grip and they would all plummet down together; but they never did.

After hours of climbing, they finally made their high camp on a ragged little spit of rock standing out from the wall. It wasn’t flat, only less steep than the rest; there was nowhere truly flat that was bigger than a foothold. The air was thin, the sun unrelenting. Any exposed skin would burn while it froze. The fringes of their hair, the only parts of them not wrapped in snowsuit or goggles or scarf, sparkled with ice crystals.

They didn’t sleep that night. They were yards below the edge of the death zone, the altitude where the air can no longer support life. Below the death zone, a human body can acclimate, however slowly or painfully. Above it, acclimation is not possible. The body’s oxygen balance goes negative, each breath blowing out more oxygen than the next can take in. With math as cold and simple as the spinning of the planets, a person in the death zone dies a little more with each breath.

This camp was tiny and miserable. They couldn’t step more than a few feet away from the tent, even to relieve themselves, and there was no warmth to be had. They boiled hot tea on their little stove, but water boils lukewarm at altitude, and it was slight relief. Their guts had stopped working completely; it was an effort for Darley to gulp down her cup of tea, feeling like she had to work her throat manually. Even Pierce had gone quiet. Sympathetically, she tried to cheer him with astronomy facts, but she could feel herself babbling. Her memory was gone, her tongue thick. “Quasars,” she started. “Um, quasars are really big. They’re really far away.” She realized how she sounded, and stopped.

They lay in their sleeping bags until they gave up on trying to rest, then left what they needed to cache and climbed down again. They spent the next night at the advance camp, still not comfortable, but able to sleep. Darley dreamed of being smothered, something strangling her, and woke up to find Pierce had crawled out of his sleeping bag and wrapped his arms around her. It wasn’t affection; it was desperation, an animal seeking heat, a child seeking comfort. She tucked him back into his sleeping bag and he only half woke, making little whimpering noises before falling back asleep.

In the morning Pierce admitted he was too tired to lead, so Astin took point instead, in his quiet and steady way. They trudged down to base camp silently, joylessly, but there was no thought of abandoning the mission. They had planned their climb, and they would climb the plan. Three days of recovery at base camp, then back up to advance camp for a night, then high camp, and then the final push, whatever that meant. It was a rushed schedule for high-altitude climbing, but it was all the time they had. If they fell behind by a day… Darley had done the math a long time ago.


When they got back to base camp, Dean was huddled in the mess tent, buried in his own tiny mountain made of all the clothing and blankets and tarps that they had, blood spattered down the front of them. He was breathing shallowly, not even coughing anymore, just puffing out bloody foam.

“Shit, Dean,” Astin said, “You’ve got to get downhill.” Like any climber, he knew the symptoms of HAPE—high altitude pulmonary edema, when a person’s lungs can no longer tolerate the thin air and begin to fill with fluid. Descent is the only cure.

“And then what?” Dean asked in a rough whisper. “And then go home?”

“I don’t want to watch you die,” Astin said.

“I don’t want to die,” Dean said, but his eyes were unfocused. More foam gathered at Dean’s mouth, and he spat it out on the blankets.

Astin and Darley tried to stand Dean up, to see if they could walk him down. It was like lifting a mannequin. His legs buckled the moment there was any weight on them. Being upright seemed to help his breathing, at least; he was able to cough properly, hacking out thick red blood and gasping in some air. Astin and Darley set him down sitting upright, propped up against a pile of equipment, piled his blankets back on him, and stepped outside the tent.

“We could put him on a sled,” Astin said. “We could haul him down. The ship’s crew could take care of him.”

There were several things Darley didn’t say. “It would mean giving up the climb,” is what she did say. “We wouldn’t have time to go back up.”

“I know,” Astin said. “But…” He started crying, silently, not blubbering, just going red and wet in the eyes, his nose running. He wiped at his face with a glove, furtively, only making a bigger mess of himself. “I’m not ready yet,” he said.

“Neither am I,” Darley said. “It doesn’t change anything.” She hugged Astin, and though they had not said their decision out loud, they knew what it was. On any ordinary climb, it would be a mandate, the sacred code of the hills, to give up everything to evacuate a sick comrade. Who cares if it’s a world record climb you’re abandoning, if you’ve spent ten years saving up for it? They wouldn’t have hesitated.

There is an exception. On the high reaches of Everest, where even the whole are barely able to walk, those who fall stay where they fall. It isn’t callousness; above Camp Four, rescue is simply not possible. You stay with the dying and comfort them, give them a drink, pray with them and for them. And when they die you climb on. What choices do you have? They die and you summit, or they die and you don’t summit. Might as well.

When they went back into the tent, Dean was pale and silent. His eyes seemed to be stuck open. He was still breathing a little bit. His friends spent all night taking turns staying up with him, holding his hand, wiping his face.

When he died they buried him in the snow.


The plan was still the plan. They spent three days at base camp, not entirely solemn. There was food to eat, there was rest and they had each other. Astin had snuck four joints into his sled and on the last night they lit up outside, looking to the south. The sea had receded by now, falling into mist off the edge of the Earth. The seafloor was bare, sand and stone stretching to the horizon, dotted with a few beached icebergs like eerie blue hills.

“I wonder if we’re the only people on Earth,” Pierce said. He was on his second joint, a little pinner made from a third of Dean’s share. They had thought about leaving it on his grave as a tribute, but then again, who could waste the last weed in the universe? The perpetual daylight felt like night for once, and the three climbers cuddled together, sitting on sleeping bags laid out on the snow.

“I’m sure we’re not,” Darley said. “Someone will have wanted to live until the end. They’ll have boats somewhere up here. They might even be climbing.”

“And there’s the South Pole,” Astin said. “There was a whole research station there. Maybe they got a free ride up their mountain.”

Darley didn’t share her thoughts about how that probably went. “I wish we could see the stars,” she said.

“Maybe we will,” Pierce said. “From the top.”


On schedule, they headed back up, Astin leading again. Pierce’s leg hadn’t healed—that wasn’t possible under the conditions—but it hadn’t worsened either, and he could keep up. He seemed cheery on the way up, singing scraps of old pop music, forgetting the lyrics. They hiked up the shoulder of the Last Mountain to the Backstreet Boys and they reached advance camp when he was just getting started on Britney Spears.

Despite the altitude, they ate well at the advance camp. They’d cached stove fuel and freeze-dried food, and now they had hot Irish beef stew on the snow slope, looking out at the dry ocean. The air seemed thinner than it had before, thinner and stiller, and Darley suspected that altitude was not the only reason anymore.

That night, while they slept, an earthquake rocked their tent, and a great rumble came from the mountain above them. It was a sound they’d heard before. They ran out of the tent, hastily stepping into their boots. A massive white cloud was rolling down the mountain at them. They didn’t have time to rope up. They linked hands, and a wall of powder snow slammed into them, and everything was white, and then everything was dark.

Darley pushed in front of her face with her free hand, clearing a little pocket. She had some air, then, and although the snow was locking her whole body in place, she was still upright and didn’t seem to be far from the surface. She started digging upwards, one-handed, not willing to let Pierce go.

Then Pierce started pulling on her, and she struggled to drag him back up until she realized that she was on the bottom of the pile, tipped head-down, and Pierce was pulling her up and out of the snow.

All three of them had survived, but their gear was gone. The tents, the food, the stove, the ropes, all had been washed away and buried. They had nothing but the clothes on their bodies and what little was in their pockets.

“Nowhere to go but up,” Pierce said, sounding oddly perky. They did have some supplies cached at the high camp, it was true. More than was left at base camp, and besides, the mountain was still shivering with quakes. Better to get above the snow, then.

They had to climb without ropes and harnesses this time, but they knew the route. Slowly, methodically, they picked their way up the steepening rock until they were at high camp.

High camp was as desperate and exposed as they had left it, but their supplies were still there. They had left a stove and a little fuel, so they could melt water. There were some granola bars so they ate them, even if the altitude meant the granola only sat like pebbles in their stomachs.

There was no question of sleeping, but they rested, until another earthquake came that almost shook them off the spit of rock. They didn’t lose anything this time, but they knew the time had come. Far below, the dry ocean now had a black edge.

The only things they took with them were water and the oxygen bottles.


Mountaineering oxygen bottles aren’t like SCUBA tanks; they don’t supply your whole breath. They just give you a little trickle of oxygen, a supplement, not enough to make the air like sea level, only enough to keep your balance from going negative in the death zone. The masks are fighter jet masks, thick black rubber that encloses your face from nose to chin. It feels like you’re suffocating – but take them off for a breath of fresh air, and you’ll know what suffocation is.

So enclosed, the three climbers moved upwards. The mountain towered above them, impossibly tall, but narrow now; sometimes their maneuvers took them all the way around it. The wall was now almost vertical, and every time Astin managed to find a new handhold felt like a miracle. Far up in the death zone, where he should barely have been able to move at all, he was pulling himself up cracks in the rock hand over hand, powerfully, a machine built for climbing. He had always climbed like there was nothing in the world but him and the mountain, and now there wasn’t.

Darley followed, with less abandon but still feeling a strange easing of her pain. Maybe it was the oxygen, maybe it was the inevitability—she was starting to feel good. It was satisfying hauling herself up, her muscles were warming up, maybe she could do this forever.

Pierce slipped. It wasn’t one of the earthquakes, it wasn’t ice or his injured leg; he just plum made a mistake and fell. And fell, and fell. Darley heard his little yelp of surprise and that was it. Pierce was gone.

Astin and Darley climbed on.


They hadn’t bothered checking watches or altimeters for a long time, but they had finished their first bottles of oxygen and were on to the second when they came to the needle. Here the rock was fully vertical, but no thicker around than a tree trunk, and still narrowing. Astin threw his arms around it and started shimmying up. Darley followed.

Below them, the Last Mountain had started to unravel. The fjords were gone, the coasts were gone, there was a perfect circle of land perfectly centered around the Pole and everything below that was… it was math now. If she had had her computer, or even paper and a calculator, Darley could have told you where it would be one billion years from now. Some things change. Orbital mechanics don’t.

Still they shimmied upward. They had to turn their oxygen up, to the full blast setting meant only for medical emergencies, just to breathe at all. Their second tanks emptied quickly at this rate, and soon they were on to their third and last. The tree trunk narrowed, from a redwood to a maple to a quaking aspen. Astin could almost reach his hand around it. And then he could. And then, when the rock was hardly more than the width of a pencil, it broke off in his hand. He tossed the rest of the spindle away. They were at the top.

Darley looked around. Beneath her, the snow was disappearing, subliming away into space. The blackness was racing upwards now, devouring the rock, base camp gone, then advance camp, then high camp. Around her, there were no more clouds anymore, no more blue, only blackness and the sun and the moon. Above her, Astin’s boot still had a little clump of moss from some long-ago hike wedged deep into the sole.

Astin reached his hand down to her, and she reached up to him.

The spire shook, and fractured, but they didn’t fall. They floated.

Darley and Astin embraced, surrounded by stars.

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-06 08:00 am

June 2025 Queer Romances

Posted by Dahlia Adler

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Ready to Score

Ready to Score by Jodie Slaughter

Author: Jodie Slaughter
Released: June 3, 2025 by St. Martin's Griffin
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Cleat Cute meets Friday Night Lights in this funny, spicy, emotional new sapphic romance from Jodie Slaughter.

Jade Dunn has spent years trying to climb her way to the top of the southern high school football food chain. Now, the only thing standing between her and that future head coach spot is years of small-town good ‘ol boy politics. When she scores an invite to a highly coveted monthly poker game perfect for networking, she jumps at the chance for a seat at the table. Only to find the one person with the ability to shake her there. An infuriatingly sexy art teacher who plays her cards like she’s gunning for Jade’s deserved spot.

Francesca Lim never thought she’d be happy in a small town, not after living and breathing hardcore Texas football her whole life. But two years ago, the promise of forever love had her leaving behind a burgeoning coaching career for a new life – only for it to burst into flames. Now, she has a chance to gain back a piece of her life she thought she’d left in Houston. The only one standing in the way? The prickly assistant coach that Francesca can’t keep her mind or hands off of.

Not wanting to risk losing out on a dream job, Jade and Francesca can’t afford to give in to the iron hot attraction that simmers beneath their biting interactions, so they try desperately to ignore it. Too bad their hearts don’t seem to be as on board with the game plan.

Jodie Slaughter’s Ready to Score shows how sometimes you have to go big or go home to get the life – and love – you deserve.

The “rivals to lovers” element of Slaughter’s newest hits hard right off the bat, and damn if I didn’t love that the central conflict was between two (smokin’ hot, extremely mutually attracted) women who are both passionate about coaching football. Grab this one immediately if you love sparks flying in all directions, sports romance, and some serious steam.

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Winging It With You

Winging It With You by Chip Pons

Author: Chip Pons
Released: June 10, 2025 by G.P. Putnam's Sons
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Popular bookstagrammer Chip Pons’s gay rom-com about two men who impulsively pose as a couple to compete in a reality show contest just minutes after meeting at an airport, and their run-in with the very real feelings that start to simmer between them.

Catching flights…& feelings…has never been more complicated.

Asher Bennet thought his relationship was just fine. Until he’s unceremoniously dumped at the Boston airport ahead of the world-wide travel competition reality show, The Epic Trek. Armed with only a ticket and righteous indignation, Asher finds the closest solace he can: a mimosa and mozzarella sticks combo at an airport TGI Fridays. Still, Asher is determined to find a new partner and luckily, right in front of him is a smooth-talking airline pilot ready for takeoff.

Theo Fernandez has been grounded. He’s the only pilot that has never taken a vacation and the edict has been passed prove you’re prioritizing a work-life balance or say goodbye to your wings. As he struggles to bask in his new downtime, without reconnecting with his family, he stumbles upon the perfect opportunity. The handsome guy who “stole” his mozzarella sticks at his favorite terminal eatery has a sudden opening for a partner . . . on a nationally televised reality show.

Theo and Asher buckle up to fake date for the cameras, but as they do the undercurrents of attraction make them wonder if their on-screen chemistry hints at something bigger. Do they have the courage to leave behind their baggage, and wing it together for another chance at love?

As a big fan of both travel and competitive reality TV, this fun and sexy read gets major extra points for taking fake dating around the world. The chemistry is legit, and I absolutely would’ve shipped #Thasher as a viewer.

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Backhanded Compliments

Backhanded Compliments by Katie Chandler

Author: Katie Chandler
Released: June 10, 2025 by Atria Books
Genre: , ,

A steamy sapphic romance with a fantastical twist about two bitter tennis rivals who realize they are reluctant soulmates—perfect for fans of Expiration Dates and Here We Go Again.

Juliette Ricci dreams of only one being the best women’s tennis player in the world. She’s worked nonstop with her strict father/coach to prepare for her big chance in the Australian Open. Unfortunately, she’ll be playing Lucky Luca Kacic, an aloof player whose unorthodox style and reigning popularity deeply irritate Juliette.

For months they’ve traded sly insults in their press conferences leading up to their showdown on the court, and their first ever match is the most anticipated of the season. But Juliette refuses to let her nerves—or Luca’s annoyingly perfect abs—get the best of her.

Meanwhile, Luca seemingly has everything Juliette desires but there’s one thing missing from her love. When she shakes hands with Juliette after an agonizing match and sees her rival’s name appear on her wrist, it feels like a cruel joke. Juliette is a spoiled, arrogant brat who wants absolutely nothing to do with Luca or a soulmate.

But despite their personal and professional clashes, the two grow closer after late-night massages and one too many shots of limoncello. Their chemistry is tangible, but Luca’s anxiety tells her that Juliette is just messing with her head to throw her off her game, and Juliette can’t understand why Luca is so hot and cold. With the pressure of the world scrutinizing their every move, they will have to decide what’s more important—being together or being number one.

A speculative sports romance usually brings to mind a fantastical feat of athleticism, but in this case, it marries the soulmate trope with very real professional tennis for something I haven’t seen before. I loved that there was approximately one American in this entire book (our heroines are Croatian and Italian), and I wanted spinoffs for every single secondary character, so I will definitely be keeping an eye on this debut author!

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A Rare Find

A Rare Find by Joanna Lowell

Author: Joanna Lowell
Released: June 10, 2025 by Berkley
Genre: , ,

When an aspiring archaeologist teams up with her childhood enemy for a treasure hunt, they find it impossible to bury their growing feelings, in a charming queer historical romance from the author of A Shore Thing.

Elfreda Marsden has finally made a major discovery—an ancient amulet proving the Viking army camped on her family’s estate. Too bad her nemesis is back from London, freshly exiled after a scandal and ready to wreak havoc on her life. Georgie Redmayne is everything Elfreda isn’t–charming, popular, carefree, distractingly attractive, and bored to death by the countryside. When the two collide (literally), the amulet is lost, and with it, Elfreda’s big chance to lead a proper excavation. Now Elfreda needs new evidence of medieval activity, and Georgie needs money to escape the doldrums of Derbyshire. Joining forces to locate a hidden hoard of Viking gold is the best chance for them both.

Marsdens and Redmaynes don’t get along, and that’s the least of the reasons these enemies can’t dream of something more. But as the quest takes them on unexpected adventures, sparks of attraction ignite a feeling increasingly difficult to identify as hatred. It’s far too risky to explore. And far too tempting to resist. Elfreda and Georgie soon find that the real treasure comes with a steep price… and the promise of a happiness beyond all measure.

After my deep love for A Shore Thing, I’ll read any queer historical romance Lowell wants to throw my way. But add in a treasure hunt?? I am the most sold I have ever been sold.

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Holly Jolly July

Holly Jolly July by Lindsay Maple

Author: Lindsay Maple
Released: June 17, 2025 by Canary Street Press
Genre: , ,

“We want to wrap this book up with a bow and leave it under everyone’s tree this year. Lindsay Maple delivers a confection of holiday charm, small town quirk, tenderly sketched characters, and scorching heat.” —Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone, USA TODAY bestselling authors of A Merry Little Meet Cute

It’s the hottest Christmas on record…

Like naughty and nice, Mariah and Ellie are complete opposites. Small-time actress Ellie is thrilled to be back on set of a cozy holiday film, while makeup artist Mariah only views the low-budget project as a stepping stone on her way to more serious movies. The pair definitely don’t hit it off when they’re introduced, but if they want to survive the summer heat—and Mariah’s stifling Canadian hometown—they’ve got to keep it professional. Luckily, holiday cheer is Ellie’s specialty, and she’s determined to win stubborn Mariah over.

Mariah finds one bright spot in her forced second Christmas: hot hookups with an edgy local bartender. The romance even has her opening up to Ellie—who admits to crushing on her wholesome cottage-rental host. But when Ellie and Mariah realize the guys are cheating on them, they band together to get revenge. It’s fun planning their own Home Alone–inspired pranks…until Ellie and Mariah realize they’re actually falling for each other.

But the film shoot is too short to get serious, so they’ll have to decide: Was their romance simply a holiday fling or a real Christmas-in-July miracle?

“Full of hilarious hijinks and tenderness in equal measure, this holiday romance had me flipping the pages late into the cozy night. Come for the revenge, stay for the true love.” —Ashley Herring Blake, USA TODAY Bestselling Author of Delilah Green Doesn’t Care

Hands-down one of the things I’m most frequently asked to recommend are books where women band together to get revenge on a guy but fall for each other instead, so my eyes already lit up as soon as I saw that trope. Add in a fun “Christmas in July” element and this looks like the perfect beach read!

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670. It’s Trash-ception with Chelsea Devantez of Glamourous Trash

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I Shouldn’t Be Telling You This: (But I’m Going to Anyway)
A | BN | K | AB
 One of Chelsea Devantez’s listeners connected her to my show after my interview with Joanna Shupe.

Meanwhile I’d been working up the nerve to ask her onto my show, and then the universe intervened through this lovely person. Thank you!

I recapped Danielle Steel’s dog memoir on her show, and now, she’s in the guest chair on mine.

We talk about her memoir, I Shouldn’t Be Telling You This (But I’m Going to Anyway), which was published last summer. Along the way we discuss embracing vulnerability, hating small talk, and avoiding it by…writing a memoir!  We also examine how the Depp/Heard case affected the final version of that memoir. Chelsea’s book is bookended by her own story of intimate partner violence, and much of it was redacted, as we discuss in this interview.

CW/TW: throughout this episode, we talk about domestic violence, intimate partner violence, infertility, donor conceived children and adults, the infertility industry, drive by shootings, shame, and mental health.

“Not talking is never the answer. Just talk about it.”

 

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You can find me on Chelsea’s podcast in the episode where we discuss Danielle Steel’s dog memoir, Pure Joy.

Len Pennie, the guest on Episode 612. Poetry in Scots with Len Pennie, recently won the Discover Book of the Year award at the 35 British Book Awards. Her acceptance speech is terrific.

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humorist + humanist ([personal profile] erinptah) wrote2025-06-06 12:17 am

Erin Reads: the Cathy Glass extended universe

I’ve been working my way through the library’s collection of audiobooks by Cathy Glass, a long-time foster carer in the UK who writes about her experiences with different kids over the years. So here’s a post about some of those.

Most of them have really generic titles (“Cut“, “Neglected“, “A Terrible Secret”, “Girl Alone“, you get the picture), but the actual writing is detailed and engaging. She comes off like exactly the kind of person you’d want in this job: thoughtful and attentive, firm about setting boundaries but patient and tolerant with some pretty gnarly issues, detail-oriented enough to adapt to the new batch of paperwork and scheduling (so much scheduling!) that every case dumps on her. (Obviously this could just be her talking herself up, but I’ll be an optimist and hope it’s true.)

The overall foster system fails these kids in various ways on a regular basis, but there is some comfort if you jump around in the timeline, you see how much it improves over the years. The first book I read was I Miss Mummy, where Cathy’s oldest son is 14, and there are all these procedures and check-ins and reports. Then I jumped back to Cut, where the son is an infant and the kid is her second foster charge ever — and wow, a social worker basically just rolls up to her house and goes “here, this is your problem now.”

 


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kaberett ([personal profile] kaberett) wrote2025-06-05 11:11 pm

various sizes of joy

  1. On Tuesday, I picked a kohlrabi. The stem itself got eaten at the plot; the leaves I brought home to cook and eat subsequently rather than compost them. I stuck them in a glass of water to keep them going while I work out what exactly it is I want to do, and -- they are stunning. I am enjoying them so much every time I go past them: dark blue-tinged green leaves, pink-purple stems and veins (the cultivar is Azur; I do not currently have photos but will attempt to get my act together tomorrow.)
  2. I have four spikes of ginger, one thoroughly unfurled into leaves, and at least one more thinking hard about it. I do not expect to wind up self-sufficient in ginger but I am very much enjoying the experiment.
  3. a word you've never understood (Prophet, 9k words). I did not read it all in one gulp -- I paused to take notes -- and I'm now on my second read through, which could in theory be more of a gulp but mysteriously I seem to be taking more notes and also remembering that I wanted to shake the internet for more information about the experience termed "aftersensations", for Book Purposes. (Also I think I've lured another person into at least starting the book...)
  4. Asparagus for lunch! Still in season; still delicious.
  5. My house once again contains Large Quantities of hazelnuts and pecans. I Monch.
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rachelmanija ([personal profile] rachelmanija) wrote2025-06-05 01:32 pm

The Only Light Left Burning, by Erik J. Brown: DNF



This sequel to one of my favorite books of last year, a young adult post-apocalypse novel with a lovely slow-burn gay romance, fell victim to a trope I basically never like: the sequel to a romance that starts out by breaking up the main couple or pitting them against each other. It may be realistic but I hate it. If the main thing I liked about the first book was the main couple's dynamic - and if I'm reading the sequel, that's definitely the case - then I'm never going to like a sequel where their dynamic is missing or turns negative. I'm not saying they can't have conflict, but they shouldn't have so much conflict that there's nothing left of the relationship I loved in the first place.

This book starts out with Jamison and Andrew semi-broken up and not speaking to each other or walking on eggshells around each other, because Andrew wants to stay in the nice post-apocalyptic community they found and Jamison wants to return to their cabin and live alone there with Andrew. Every character around them remarks on this and how they need to just talk to each other. Eventually they talk to each other, but it resolves nothing and they go on being weird about each other and mourning the loss of their old relationship. ME TOO.

Then half the community's children die in a hurricane, and it's STILL all about them awkwardly not talking to each other and being depressed. I checked Goodreads, saw that they don't make up till the end, and gave up.

The first book is still great! It didn't need a sequel, though I would have enjoyed their further adventures if it had continued the relationship I loved in the first book. I did not sign up for random dead kids and interminable random sulking.
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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-05 03:30 pm

Football, Vampires, & More

Posted by Amanda

The Rakess

RECOMMENDED: The Rakess by Scarlett Peckham is $1.99! Carrie read this one and have it an A-:

The combination of personal catnip with descriptive language and complex characterization is spot on. I recommend this for fans of vocal feminism, found family, angst, and explicit sex in their historicals. I plan to read my copy many, many times!

Meet the SOCIETY OF SIRENS—three radical, libertine ladies determined to weaponize their scandalous reputations to fight for justice and the love they deserve…

She’s a Rakess on a quest for women’s rights…

Seraphina Arden’s passions include equality, amorous affairs, and wild, wine-soaked nights. To raise funds for her cause, she’s set to publish explosive memoirs exposing the powerful man who ruined her. Her ideals are her purpose, her friends are her family, and her paramours are forbidden to linger in the morning.

He’s not looking for a summer lover…

Adam Anderson is a wholesome, handsome, widowed Scottish architect, with two young children, a business to protect, and an aversion to scandal. He could never, ever afford to fall for Seraphina. But her indecent proposal—one month, no strings, no future—proves too tempting for a man who strains to keep his passions buried with the losses of his past.

But one night changes everything…

What began as a fling soon forces them to confront painful secrets—and yearnings they thought they’d never have again. But when Seraphina discovers Adam’s future depends on the man she’s about to destroy, she must decide what to protect…her desire for justice, or her heart.

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A Cruel Thirst

A Cruel Thirst by Angela Montoya is $1.99! I mentioned this one on Hide Your Wallet and fully admit I bought it for that gorgeous cover. Have any of you read this one?

A fledgling vampire and a headstrong vampire huntress must work together–against their better judgment–to rid the world of monsters in this irresistible romantic fantasy.

Carolina Fuentes wants to join her family in hunting the bloodthirsty vampiros that plague her pueblo. Her father, however, wishes to marry her off to a husband of his choosing, someone who’ll take her away from danger.

Determined to prove she’d make a better slayer than wife, Carolina vows to take down a monster herself. But when she runs into un vampiro that is somehow extremely attractive and kind, her plan crumbles.

Lalo Villalobos was content leading a perfectly dull life until un vampiro turned him. Now forced to flee his city, he heads to the pueblo where he believes the first vampiro was made. Surely its residents must know how to reverse this dreadful curse. Instead of finding salvation, Lalo collides with a beautiful young woman who’d gladly drive a dagger through his heart.

Fortunately, Lalo and Carolina share a common enemy. They can wipe out this evil. Together. If his fangs and her fists can stay focused, they might just triumph and discover what it feels like to take a bite out of love.

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Playmaker

Playmaker by Deanna Faison is $2.99! This is a New Adult sports romance with a friends with benefits arrangement. This is book one in the Hidden Attractions series. The next book in the series is out this August.

Spring Break is about having fun–and a steamy friends with benefits relationship for Maddie and Cameron until they realize they might be falling in love. This BookTok sensation is perfect for fans of Hannah Grace’s Icebreaker and Tessa Bailey’s spicy rom-coms.

What started as a game just got serious.

Cameron’s a hot NFL prospect, and a total player on and off the field. But his moves don’t seem to work on Maddie. While she once crushed on him hard, that crush has since faded. She’s got big plans of her own and they don’t include him.

Then Spring Break turns their plans, and their feelings, upside down. Maddie and Cameron start a steamy affair, sneaking around behind their families’ backs. But there’s one big Maddie’s WAY overprotective brother–who happens to be Cameron’s BFF.

Will Cam be able to admit he’s got real feelings? Will Maddie ever be able to stand up to her brother and make her own decisions?

One thing’s for sure, their choices will change their life playbooks for good.

Based on the smash Webnovel, MY BROTHER’S BEST FRIEND, this spicy sports romance is sure to give readers a thrill.

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A Problem Princess

A Problem Princess by Anna Harrington is $1.99! This is book six in the Lords of Armory series and features a bodyguard/princess romance. Are you a fan of this series?

Enter into a steamy, forbidden romance between a princess destined to marry a duke and her bodyguard—the one person she is sure she can trust and the man she’s passionately falling for.

General Clayton Elliott, Home Office Undersecretary and new viscount, gets suspicious when London is too quiet. Everyone says that the anarchist group he’s been fighting died along with its leader, but his instincts say just the opposite.

Then he meets Her Serene Highness Princess Cordelia of Monrovia. Resigned to doing her duty for her country, she is in London to make a match with a royal duke—whichever duke wants her. But when she is shockingly attacked at a party, Clayton becomes her bodyguard. Is there a connection between the evil group Scepter and whoever apparently wants the princess dead? While Clayton and Cordelia evade her enemies and pursue their individual missions, the more they realize they can depend only on each other…

Fans of Sarah MacLean, Elizabeth Hoyt, and Bridgerton won’t want to miss this adventurous, danger-filled Regency romance.

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Vass ([personal profile] vass) wrote2025-06-06 12:03 am
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Books
Finished Jazz Money's how to make a basket. Mostly I liked it. Some of the concrete verse didn't work for me, but that's a me thing, not a problem with the writing.

The book's main theme seemed to be time travel: back before her land's invasion or back to her father's childhood or simply travelling minute by minute; the wish to change the past and the impossibility of doing so.

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After reading [personal profile] skygiants' review of KJ Charles' Death in the Spires I remembered that I had bought a copy of that when it came out and hadn't read it yet. Read it.

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Games
I hear that Long Live the Queen is getting a followup game, Galaxy Princess Zorana! I'm excited. (Long Live the Queen itself is current on 70% discount on Steam if anyone reading this might be interested in a fun visual novel game. It's pretty and pink and really astonishingly lethal.)

Slay the Spire: I did a few daily climbs. I'm finding them more fun than the regular runs at the moment.

Tech
Still working on the laptop. In the meantime I bought a webcam and plugged it into my desktop so that I could still attend Telehealth appointments. Got complimented on how I looked: turns out that a room with better lighting, and a better-positioned camera, really do make a difference. Go figure.

Household
My laundry area now has a shelf above the washing machine. I took the opportunity to do some decluttering of that area, and it looks much nicer now. So nice that now I want to paint the wall behind it. /o\

Weather
It's fucking freezing.

Links


Cats
Currently headbutting my hand while I'm trying to type.
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beanside ([personal profile] beanside) wrote2025-06-05 05:43 am

Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are

It's Thursday! We've almost made it to Friday!

Yesterday was a momentous day. The house is officially sold. The albatross is gone. The house that felt like my personal antagonist. (By the end, when there were problems, it felt like it was having problems at me personally.) Perversely, I'm having feelings about it.

I feel relieved, because it's over, but also a bit sad. It had been my grandparent's house since before I was born. We lived there until I was two with them, and then went to the apartments, which were literally around the corner. Then, when I was 17, we moved back in to take care of my grandmother. I'm 52 now, so that's better than half my life tied up in one place.

I remember it how it was, sparkling clean. All the years of Christmas morning, going over to open our pile of presents in front of my parents and grand parents, followed by the parade of family and friends. And all the animals that house saw. Tammy, Freddy, Sandy, Tigger, Flakey, Willow, Millie, Gracie, Mao, Samwise, Koty, Kyan, Tucker down to our current pair, Boodle and Yoda. All those memories. So many good things are bound up in those four walls.

But lately, there's been more bad things than good. Watching my grandmother die, my mother's death, Dad's slow deterioration. The flood in the basement, the heat being turned off for three long painful winters. The constant fear that if something happened, we wouldn't be able to afford it. The fear every rain or snow that this would be the time the roof leaked. It was a constant stressor. And with Dad taking up most of our time and energy, cleaning wasn't even a vague possibility. We spent our lives in constant filth, and no one had the spoons left to do anything about it.

Since we moved, so many physical symptoms have eased up. my asthma has improved, my anxiety, though still there, has gotten better.

Still, I feel wistful for what was and for now, what will never be again. I hope the new owners do an amazing job of refurbishing it. I hope it holds another family soon, and I hope they have good years in it. I'm just going to miss the good things that we had.

Tomorrow, I get off work early, and go to the hair dresser to see if she can make my hair look cool. It's way too long at the moment, but I haven't been able to afford to get it cut. I'm also getting it colored, because a vacation from gray sounds lovely. I will post a picture tomorrow, once it's done.

Then, we go to pick up Jess' new computer, and have dinner, and then come home. We're trying out Rodizigo Grill, which is an all you can eat Brazillian steakhouse. I'm looking at it as a possibility for the get together in August. It's a little cheaper than Fogo, so I want to see how the food stacks up.

Okay, time for me to get myself together. Everyone have an amazing Thursday!
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The God and the Gumiho by Sophie Kim

Posted by Carrie S

B+

The God and the Gumiho

by Sophie Kim
June 4, 2024 · Del Rey
Fantasy/Fairy Tale RomanceRomanceScience Fiction/Fantasy

TW/CW

TW: deception, murder, mutilation and consumption of corpses by mythological figures, sequel-bait

Ed note: NOT SEQUEL BAIT!!!! 

This dreamy book is so much fun! The God and the Gumiho features Korean mythology, grumpy/sunshine, secrets, and of course Only One Bed. While I did I find this book to be somewhat slow going, I also found it to be deeply imaginative and delightful. It’s the first in a series, so the HEA is more of a Happy Ever Eventually Probably. The second book, The God and the Gwisin, ( A | BN | K | AB ) came out on June 3, 2025.

This book is loosely based on Korean mythology. I’m not familiar with Korean mythology, so for me this was a real treat, full of surprises. I’ve never felt such cozy vibes from a story that involves supernatural beings consuming human livers (gumihos have specific tastes). This story is often violent and horrifying. However, it’s also full of humor and affection and a fantastic and funny romance between the very grumpy Seokga and the very sweet (other than her occasional liver, uh, procurement and consumption) Hani. All of the characters are endearing (other than the Big Bad whose identity I shall not reveal).

Even though this is a mystery with a lot of plot to it, I found it took me longer than usual to finish this book. Perhaps it was simply that I was tired. Perhaps it was that the entire book felt like a dream. I can’t say enough how much I loved the worlds in the book (1990’s Korea and the mythical world) and how much I enjoyed the interactions between the characters. It felt fully immersive and incredibly creative, but also easy to wander away from and come back to. I’m excited to read the sequel!