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[nilchance]

Words: 1149 + 250 + 800. New fandom words yaye.

I was thinking about writing a "here's why you should watch EMH, but if you don't, here's some basics for reading the fic" primer as I drove home. And then I hit static. And then I hit more static. And then my CD player looped twice and turned itself off. As I was surrounded by trees. Yep. Good terrifying times.

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[poisontaster]

You, too, can be close, personal friends with Slendy!

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

I'm not that person on fandom!secrets, Erin! I don't want to be His friend! That ways lies epilepsy and then incoherent vids on youtube!

[poisontaster]

You keep telling me that...but the helter skelter in your eyes says otherwise!

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

But then I'd have to get a mask and stuff. I'm not crafty enough to be a good minion.

I sense a new trend in paranormal romance, though. "I kissed him on the closest approximation to where I guess his mouth would be. And then I straightened his tie. And then he rearranged my organs, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."

[poisontaster]

AUGH!

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

By which I mean, he put her organs in a trashbag and shook it.