I think everyone wants to bend Evan over a table. It's his secret superpower of distracting hotness. Alex and Evan killing things is my happy place, in which they have road-trips and Alex has hero worship and occasionally they stitch each other up and share women.

Yeah, I realized just when you replied that I sounded like I meant Evan was all stabbity when I meant Evan loves his knives, so I get what you mean re: typos and that. And I didn't think you were attention whoring; Evan/Jeff knifeplay is relevant to my interests. ;)

I think that other thing is MORE TERRIFYING than Slendy. Aigh.