Though, after reading the comments, I guess I would hope that at that first incidence, I would use the double-bladed sword that's next to my bed (looks somewhat like this: http://www.karatedepot.com/sw-ni-33.html ) and/or the long glass vase/bottle sitting on the nightstand that was chosen specifically because the neck of it was easy to grip and it has a nice square bottom so there are pointed corners to bash against something...
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Though, after reading the comments, I guess I would hope that at that first incidence, I would use the double-bladed sword that's next to my bed (looks somewhat like this: http://www.karatedepot.com/sw-ni-33.html ) and/or the long glass vase/bottle sitting on the nightstand that was chosen specifically because the neck of it was easy to grip and it has a nice square bottom so there are pointed corners to bash against something...
... but, def. A. Afterward.