In a fit of I don't know what, I also signed up for kink_bingo. I only got two squares that I'm really not sure I can do anything with, and there are several lines I won't have any trouble with. But wow is it bringing whole new levels of flaily panic.

Is it wrong that the list of kinks I was hoping to get but didn't is way longer than the list of kinks I really didn't want to get and ended up with?

I'm just sad, because a couple of the ones I didn't get (but was hoping to) are things I'm not sure I'd dedicate the time to writing a fic involving--with all the attendant work/research/thinking it would take--without some sort of external coercion, like a kink_bingo card--to encourage.

And, wow, saying that in the context of kink_bingo . . .well, it just sounds dirtier than I meant it to.