DEEEEEEAAAAAAAN. And KITTENS. TINY BABY kittens he has to feed by hand and nurse till they get bigger, best kind of therapy ever.

I would totally pay money for a second chapter of this. The looks on John's and Sam's faces. And they'd say absolutely nothing but "Okay, what do they need?" And Sam'd go get it for 'em.

::swallows hard:: Okay. ::sniff:: Beautiful!