Begging the fen

[nilchance]

Y'know, lack of practical experience makes writing a blowjob a real bitch.

Give me blowjob recs! The dirtier, the better. And anything else you think I'd find useful: webpages, porn, embarrassing personal anecdotes, descriptions of what precome actually tastes like...

Help your neighborhood lesbian.

Comments

[1more-sickpuppy.livejournal.com]

I'm with you, except for the envelope part - I'd rather lick that any day. But I need to be in a generous mood to consider blowing someone, and it won't be the first thing I do either. Gagging and squirting tears, nose running, horrid taste. I just won't do it unless I'm on top. But as you said, maybe if I really liked the guy and we didn't have issues between us, it would be different.
Though I still do try to puke when they put in the X-ray plates at the dentist's, and I gag if I brush my tongue with a toothbrush etc.

[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

I do gag if I brush too far back on my tongue - though it isn't nearly as bad and hard as it use to be.

And I was very proud of my gag reflex because I was able to have the xray plates put in my mouth the other day. I did gag a little but at least they were able to be put in there and xrays taken!

And yes, envelopes are always more tasty, and much easier.

[1more-sickpuppy.livejournal.com]

The really good thing is, if a guy ever pesters you about not giving enough head, or not putting out for buttsex as often as they'd like, all you have to do is say, "you try it yourself, and then you can talk". That shuts them up just fine... ;)

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

I like your attitude very much. ;)

This is why the m/m slash is good-- guys have to be prepared to deal with what they dish out, after all.