*laugh* Dude, for serious, I'm chubby and I'm a total slut. (Okay, in that monogamous married way, but still!) There's this belief that chubby people do it in the dark with the lights off.

Or there are the obnoxious "here are the positions that fat people should have sex in because it makes them look thinner!" suggestions. I'm sorry, but if I'm bumping uglies, I'm not worried about the chub rubbing or the fat rippling or whatever. I'm more worried about the batteries running out. (Dear Cosmo: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.)