lol That would be the Stephanie Plum (http://amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/002-2134942-8396014?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=stephanie+plum) series, by Janet Evanovitch. It's highly amusing and one of the characters in there, Lula, just totally sounds like she'd do exactly what you wrote :)