Bitches! The whole damn lot of you. Just, bitches! Guh. That's not an epilogue, that's a cockteasing cliffhanger.

And you could've warned me that your wrath has freckles.

There is nothing more, well, Dean than knowing that not even the Devil himself can resist him.

Oh god I hope your hiatus is short. If there's anything I can do - laundry, cooking, knocking over liquor stores - to expedite the process, please don't hesitate to ring me.

Yours in all things Winchester,
CS