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2017-07-20 06:20 pm

my writing habits in a nutshell

Me at 18: These characters are having conversations like overwrought cyborgs in a room. Here is a complete list of everything on their shelves. Welcome to IKEA.

Me at 35: These characters are trading not-terribly-written dialogue IN THE VOID. Do not describe THE VOID. They are too terrified to move, lest they get the attention of THE VOID. Nothing actually happens. Nothing has happened for a long time. Also there are puns.
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2017-06-21 04:20 pm

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Oh, I should also officially say that I'll no longer be crossposting to LJ. It's pretty bittersweet, but. Yeah.
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2017-06-21 01:46 pm

three things make a post

I'm gonna try to use DW more often. I've been on tumblr a lot the last several months because it doesn't require me to word good, so I'm a little rusty.

1) Today is [personal profile] beanside and I's 14th wedding anniversary. We got hitched the same weekend that the Supreme Court struck down the sodomy laws, which is cool. For our honeymoon we ended up visiting my (homophobic) parents and sleeping on separate sofas, which in retrospect is that flavor of sad/hilarious. Sadlarious. It seems like both yesterday and forever ago, and I'm so grateful that we got hitched.
2) I discovered Japanese milk tea, the kind where the non-dairy creamer and sugar are already packaged in the teabag. The Earl Gray flavor is like a London Fog latte from Starbucks, and it is great.
3) Fuck, I don't know what to put for number 3. Um. T and I went to see wrestling live for the first time in like a decade for the last WWE PPV. I'd forgotten how uncooperative MD crowds are. It's like herding cats. WWE had to pipe in a lot of audio on the televised version to cover up the fact that the audience was, at one point, so bored by a match that we started fighting over which section got to bounce around a beach ball. It was a lot of fun.
nilchance: original artist hedixant; statue of woman with gold skull (gold skull)
2017-04-15 05:01 pm

FIC: like a vandal

Title: like a vandal
Fandom: Undertale
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Whether Papyrus hits him with the belt or gets his junk out, Sans's day has gotten much more interesting." Set in Underfell, the grimdark Undertale AU where everybody wears Hot Topic and behaves badly. Many thanks to poisontaster for betaing.

like a vandal
nilchance: original artist terry moore; blonde staring at canvas with nude male and black handprint (fandom)
2017-02-27 07:59 pm

FIC: remember a second ago

Title: remember a second ago
Fandom: Undertale
Rating: Gen
Summary: Papyrus waits for his brother. Contains canonical character death and spoilers for the ending of Undertale's genocide route. Many thanks to [personal profile] poisontaster for betaing.

remember a second ago
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2016-11-29 06:34 pm
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FIC: dig two graves

Title: dig two graves
Fandom: The Adventure Zone
Rating: Teen
Summary: Kravitz and Taako didn't meet the first time in the Crystal Kingdom.

They say when you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. They underestimate me. )
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2016-03-02 11:17 pm
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FIC: That Middle Road (41/48)

Title: That Middle Road (41/48)
Author: nilchance
Pairing: Misha Collins/Jeremy Sisto
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This isn't real.
A/N: Set in poisontaster's A Kept Boy 'verse. This story deals with mental illness, specifically bipolar disorder, and with slavery as used in the AKB 'verse. There's also mention of rape, suicide, institutionalization and self-harm.

Jeremy can't give Misha most of what he deserves, but he can give Misha Home Depot. )
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2016-02-16 10:52 pm
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FIC: That Middle Road (40/48)

Title: That Middle Road (40/48)
Author: nilchance
Pairing: Misha Collins/Jeremy Sisto
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This isn't real.
A/N: Set in poisontaster's A Kept Boy 'verse. This story deals with mental illness, specifically bipolar disorder, and with slavery as used in the AKB 'verse. There's also mention of rape, suicide, institutionalization and self-harm. And polyamory. And kink. And a partridge in a pear tree. Special thanks to poisontaster for checking this chapter for Jensen's characterization.

This chapter contains graphic references to past suicide and child death. )
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2016-02-02 05:46 pm
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FIC: That Middle Road (39/48)

Title: That Middle Road (39/48)
Author: nilchance
Pairing: Misha Collins/Jeremy Sisto
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This isn't real.
A/N: Set in poisontaster's A Kept Boy 'verse. This story deals with mental illness, specifically bipolar disorder, and with slavery as used in the AKB 'verse. There's also mention of rape, suicide, institutionalization and self-harm. And polyamory. And kink. And a partridge in a pear tree.

Jeremy wakes up to the dulcet sounds of Denis cursing at him. )
nilchance: original artist cardon photography; art of woman with a crown of butterflies (butterfly crown)
2016-01-26 07:33 pm

fyi

I'm switching the weekly post schedule of That Middle Road to once every two weeks for a while.
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2016-01-19 09:06 pm
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FIC: That Middle Road (38/48)

Title: That Middle Road (38/48)
Author: nilchance
Pairing: Misha Collins/Jeremy Sisto
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This isn't real.
A/N: Set in poisontaster's A Kept Boy 'verse. This story deals with mental illness, specifically bipolar disorder, and with slavery as used in the AKB 'verse. There's also mention of rape, suicide, institutionalization and self-harm. And polyamory. And kink. And a partridge in a pear tree.

And how is Misha? )
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2016-01-05 02:10 pm
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FIC: That Middle Road (37/48)

Title: That Middle Road (37/48)
Author: nilchance
Pairing: Misha Collins/Jeremy Sisto
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This isn't real.
A/N: Set in poisontaster's A Kept Boy 'verse. This story deals with mental illness, specifically bipolar disorder, and with slavery as used in the AKB 'verse. There's also mention of rape, suicide, institutionalization and self-harm. And polyamory. And kink. And a partridge in a pear tree.

Misha drives Jeremy home. )
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2015-12-29 02:50 pm
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FIC: That Middle Road (36/48)

Title: That Middle Road (36/48)
Author: nilchance
Pairing: Misha Collins/Jeremy Sisto
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This isn't real.
A/N: Set in poisontaster's A Kept Boy 'verse. This story deals with mental illness, specifically bipolar disorder, and with slavery as used in the AKB 'verse. There's also mention of rape, suicide, institutionalization and self-harm. And polyamory. And kink. And a partridge in a pear tree.

This chapter contains nonsexual impact play. )
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2015-12-22 03:02 pm
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FIC: That Middle Road (35/48)

Title: That Middle Road (35/48)
Author: nilchance
Pairing: Misha Collins/Jeremy Sisto
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This isn't real.
A/N: Set in poisontaster's A Kept Boy 'verse. This story deals with mental illness, specifically bipolar disorder, and with slavery as used in the AKB 'verse. There's also mention of rape, suicide, institutionalization and self-harm. And polyamory. And kink. And a partridge in a pear tree.

The marijuana doesn't keep Misha's pain at bay all night. )
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2015-12-15 12:56 pm
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FIC: That Middle Road (34/48)

Title: That Middle Road (33/48)
Author: nilchance
Pairing: Misha Collins/Jeremy Sisto
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This isn't real.
A/N: Set in poisontaster's A Kept Boy 'verse. This story deals with mental illness, specifically bipolar disorder, and with slavery as used in the AKB 'verse. There's also mention of rape, suicide, institutionalization and self-harm. And polyamory. And kink. And a partridge in a pear tree.

Misha returns to the waiting room looking like a cat with its fur rubbed the wrong way. )